How to make a woman happy. . .
All you have to do is to be:
- a friend
- a companion
- a lover
- a brother
- a father figure
- a teacher
- an educator
- a cook
- a gardener
- a carpenter
- a driver
- an engineer
- a mechanic
- an interior decorator
- a stylist
- a sex therapist
- a gynaecologist/obstetrician
- a psychologist
- a psychiatrist
- a therapist
- a good father
- a gentleman
- well organized
- tidy
- very clean
- athletic
- affectionate
- affable
- attentive
- ambitious
- amenable
- articulate
- bold
- brave
- creative
- courageous
- complimentary
- capable
- decisive
- intelligent
- imaginative
- interesting
- prudent
- patient
- polite
- passionate
- respectful
- sweet
- strong
- skillful
- supportive
- sympathetic
- tolerant
- understanding
- someone who loves shopping
- someone who doesn’t make problems
- someone who never looks at other women
- very rich
AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST PAY ATTENTION TO MAKE SURE
YOU:
- are neither jealous nor disinterested
- get on well with her family, but don’t spend more
time with them than with her - give her her space, but show interest and concern
in where she goes
ABOVE ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO:
- Not forget the dates of:
- anniversaries (wedding, engagement, first date…)
- graduation
- birthday
- menstruation
However, even if you observe the above instructions
perfectly, you are not 100% guaranteed that she will
be happy, as she could one day feel overcome with the
suffocating perfection of her life with you and run
off with the first wild bastard-bohemian-drunk-bon
viveur she meets…
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
- Let him play with your tits