Happines

How to make a woman happy. . .

All you have to do is to be:

  1. a friend
  2. a companion
  3. a lover
  4. a brother
  5. a father figure
  6. a teacher
  7. an educator
  8. a cook
  9. a gardener
  10. a carpenter
  11. a driver
  12. an engineer
  13. a mechanic
  14. an interior decorator
  15. a stylist
  16. a sex therapist
  17. a gynaecologist/obstetrician
  18. a psychologist
  19. a psychiatrist
  20. a therapist
  21. a good father
  22. a gentleman
  23. well organized
  24. tidy
  25. very clean
  26. athletic
  27. affectionate
  28. affable
  29. attentive
  30. ambitious
  31. amenable
  32. articulate
  33. bold
  34. brave
  35. creative
  36. courageous
  37. complimentary
  38. capable
  39. decisive
  40. intelligent
  41. imaginative
  42. interesting
  43. prudent
  44. patient
  45. polite
  46. passionate
  47. respectful
  48. sweet
  49. strong
  50. skillful
  51. supportive
  52. sympathetic
  53. tolerant
  54. understanding
  55. someone who loves shopping
  56. someone who doesn’t make problems
  57. someone who never looks at other women
  58. very rich

AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST PAY ATTENTION TO MAKE SURE
YOU:

  1. are neither jealous nor disinterested
  2. get on well with her family, but don’t spend more
    time with them than with her
  3. give her her space, but show interest and concern
    in where she goes

ABOVE ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO:

  1. Not forget the dates of:
  • anniversaries (wedding, engagement, first date…)
  • graduation
  • birthday
  • menstruation

However, even if you observe the above instructions
perfectly, you are not 100% guaranteed that she will
be happy, as she could one day feel overcome with the
suffocating perfection of her life with you and run
off with the first wild bastard-bohemian-drunk-bon
viveur she meets…

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

  1. Let him play with your tits

[quote]HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

  1. Let him play with your tits[/quote] :smiley: :bulb: back in 10 minutes :wink:

Now come on. This IS Taiwan. You think Taiwanese guys are that depressed?