Still, it could be a bad week. Or a good week 
It was the best of weeks, it was the worst of weeksā¦
If you could bang your dream crush, say Marilyn Monroe (adjust for age and orientation) but you knew in advance youād catch a doseā¦would ya still do it?
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Is that a trick question? Of course I would.
Marilyn Monroe was supposedly very hirsute. That turns me on even more.
EDIT: And had terrible BO.
A dose of what
Well I knew you wouldā¦
I wonder if she dyed down there. You could be getting with a blonde and a brunette at the same time.
Iām going to say common or garden gonorrheaā¦
I think this is known. She was brunette down below.
One small needle prick in exchange for uhā¦10 minutes of ecstasy? Totally worth it.
OK, youāre presuming going straight from the hotel to the urologist. I was thinking more like one week of suffering.
This is why women are always late. Men tell them that 2 minutes is 10 minutes.
I think I could be forgiven for being just a tad premature if it was Marilyn Monroe.
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Poor Marilyn.
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Hey, she could do worse. 
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I aināt got no syphilis. And it was twenty years ago, by the way.
Syphilis can remain dormant for decades.
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yeah, good point. Iād get some tests done.
Itās funny how people talk about veneral diseases when they really want to talk about morality. Iāve been tested for everything man, and if youāre worried about stuff that can remain dormant for decades itās probably better not to have sex with anybody.