Happy anniversary, Mrs. the chief and the chief!

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13 (or is it 12? Bubba2Guns should know.) years ago Mrs. the chief said “yes”!

Thousands of women all over the world wept that day. :cry: Half the male population of Taipei plotted to waste the chief. :fume:

13 years later we still envy them and hope for the demise of their holy union. But alas, as long as the chief keeps making the big bucks from his Mexican wrestling career and serenades the missus with Barry White every night before bedtime, :serenade: I don’t think she’s going to be leaving him any time soon. Sorry.

So let’s stop being petty and congratulate them on their big day…

Happy anniversary, Mrs. the chief and the chief! :dance: :banana: :yay:

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Congrats. may you have many more to come.

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Congrats to the chief and his lovely wife!

The boys hope to see you chewin’ the scenery onscreen more often in the future.

Hope you can celebrate in some special way today.

I know you’re a traditional guy, so . . . just for your information:

Traditional Anniversary Gifts by Year

First: Paper

Second: Cotton

Third: Leather (She’ll thank you for this)

Fourth: Fruit

Fifth: Wood (Teeheehee)

Sixth: Candy

Seventh: Wool

Eighth: Flowers

Ninth: Pottery

Tenth: Tin

Eleventh: Steel

Twelfth: Iron

Thirteenth: Cardboard

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What was she thinking??? Way to go buddy!!
seriously, though. Congrats. I wish you another 13 and then another!!

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Cardboard? The only cardboard I wana see is the box whatever a man gives me comes in.
And I can’t think of many things I like that even come in carboard boxes.
Traditions suck anyways. Get her a puppy. Or even better, an old dog who just lies around and lets you pet him.

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A soggy cardboard box makes an excellent anniversary present. Congratulations!

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Come on. Spill the beans.

You met where?
You lived in Taiwan for how long?
You never once put mrsthechief down. Whats her secret?
How old is thechief?
How old is the chieflette?
Did a towel really burst into flames after you swore at it?
Whats with the goatee?
How come I drank more than you that night I ended up in a phillipina sex bar with roach, edgar and erhu? (People in the uk are mad jealous about that night.)
When do we get to meet brother bubba?
Who are all those people you refer to? I know I’m Prince Grimaldi. But who is ‘the gromit?’

Tomasksforthegoodofthenation.

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Happy anniversary, tough guy. All the best to you and your better half.

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[quote=“TomHill”]You never once put mrsthechief down. Whats her secret?
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That usually says more about the quality of man than it does the person not being insulted. Her secret is she chose well.

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On behalf of myself and Mrs. the chief, many thanks to all of you for your warm and heartfelt good wishes.
I’ll get back to you when we can fucking figure out if it’s 13 or 14 or 12 years.

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[quote=“the chief”]On behalf of myself and Mrs. the chief, many thanks to all of you for your warm and heartfelt good wishes.
I’ll get back to you when we can fucking figure out if it’s 13 or 14 or 12 years.[/quote]

It’s your anniversary??

Well then, let me be the VERY FIRST to wish you a VERY HAPPY ANNIVERSARY.

Love, Iris

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+1 Happy Anniversary…

12-13 years… WOW! I’m at 5 only…~~

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Way to go Chiefly peoples!

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Maybe your wife will teach you to count for her anniversary gift.

You do have 2 fine women in your life. Praise the Lord for that.

Wedding photos:

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Those gals who sang at the wedding

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The wedding limo

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Happy Anniversary!