All you Austrians. G’day mates. Let’s throw another shrimp on the barbie.
Austria was invented by the Belgians from the bits left over from Switzerland. Named after a song by Ultravox, it has 9 states, including Bugerland, which is a giant theme park dedicated to the history of burgers, which were invented there (by Belgians). Because that part of Austria has so many burgers, the neighbouring country is Hungry.
Other states are Lower Austria and Upper Austria, which is built on stilts above Lower Austria, this has led to a downturn in property prices in Lower Austria because they don’t get any sun.
Main Exports: Belgian Chocolate, yodelling, facist dictators, salt (from Saltsburg)
Jam is illegal in Austria after been declared un-Austrian by Pope Jeff II, who became King of Austria after the death of his cat.
My wife wants to visit Prague. I will trick her by visiting Vienna and Budapest, as those cities are basically the same.
When she is confused and doen’t know where she is anymore, I will rob her panties.
[quote=“Big Fluffy Matthew”]Austria was invented by the Belgians from the bits left over from Switzerland. Named after a song by Ultravox, it has 9 states, including Bugerland, which is a giant theme park dedicated to the history of burgers, which were invented there (by Belgians). Because that part of Austria has so many burgers, the neighbouring country is Hungry.
Other states are Lower Austria and Upper Austria, which is built on stilts above Lower Austria, this has led to a downturn in property prices in Lower Austria because they don’t get any sun.
Main Exports: Belgian Chocolate, yodelling, facist dictators, salt (from Saltsburg)
Jam is illegal in Austria after been declared un-Austrian by Pope Jeff II, who became King of Austria after the death of his cat.[/quote]
So what you’re saying is that chips were invented in Austria?
[quote=“Big Fluffy Matthew”]Austria was invented by the Belgians from the bits left over from Switzerland. Named after a song by Ultravox, it has 9 states, including Bugerland, which is a giant theme park dedicated to the history of burgers, which were invented there (by Belgians). Because that part of Austria has so many burgers, the neighbouring country is Hungry.
Other states are Lower Austria and Upper Austria, which is built on stilts above Lower Austria, this has led to a downturn in property prices in Lower Austria because they don’t get any sun.
Main Exports: Belgian Chocolate, yodelling, facist dictators, salt (from Saltsburg)
Jam is illegal in Austria after been declared un-Austrian by Pope Jeff II, who became King of Austria after the death of his cat.[/quote]
This was the first time in my life I laughed about the good old Hungary->Hungry “joke”… :bravo:
Btw wasn’t the Ultravox song “Vienna”?
The same??? You don’t understand Central and Eastern European culture… 
The same??? You don’t understand Central and Eastern European culture… 
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Now let me teach you about the Austrian-Hungarian empire with its three similar capitals… :snore:
Yes, my wife gets me mixed up by saying she wants to make vacation in Austria, when she means the bigger thang …
She could call it Austria Oesterreich to avoid the confusion, but then she would spit mouth water around…