Happy Teacher’s Day!
Here’s mud in your eye Confucius, you old windbag!
Yeah, happy birthday Confucius.
Just came back from a Jiao Zi Kuai Le dinner, and it was great. The students were really nice and put on a great show for us. We had cheer leaders like in the movie “Bring it on”, a rock band, other dancers, a choir, some special effects, award presentations and many more performances by our university students.
Yes, yes… we all celebrate the greatest teacher of them all… the great sage, Confuse-us. He is the founder of Confusionism.
Confuse-us said, man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky fingers.
Happy Teachers Day.
I thank him because, due to his “guidelines”, I have a chance to make a lot of money. He would have been a terrible language “teacher”. I would never have given him a job. But I have my pick of them, thanks, in large part, to him.
To all you real “teachers” out there, be you of the local variety or just simply, the marketing tool, keep up the great work. You are making so many future customers for my businesses.
Ka-Ching!