Don’t wait for people to be friendly. Show them how. —
Thanks, @discobot! You have given us a great theme for the new solar year.
What? Bring up @the_bear’s ex girlfriends just to push him that much closer to the abyss?
The Reason For the Season.
@the_bear’s what?! I was talking about Goldilocks, man!
How old were you when you became a Papa anyway?
Jesus I really thought you were referring to my ex. I’ve literally dated one blonde ever in Taiwan.
I’m a day late and a dollar short this year, but we can now start to enjoy longer days from this point forward.
Are the days getting longer yet? I could use a little more brightness in my life.
From the guy trying to get as much solstice as possible in Sanzhi, The far north.