Hard to tell if she has a boyfriend

… hopefully you’ve taken the peacock feathers off.

[quote]
Tommy expects that the pretty and attractive girls all have a BF or two. And he works around the “problem”, works WITH it.[/quote]

tommy, I wouldn’t have had you down as a three-way sort of a guy. Live and learn!

Trust me, dude, if she liked you enough, there would be no “boyfriend”.
The sudden last-minute materialization of the boyfriend is chick-ese for “Sorry, you didn’t make the cut”.

Absolutomundo, chiefer sutherland. Less of a pain in the arse than the ‘I like you as a friend’ convo.

YEs agreed. OH and tommy only allows them to have a boyfriend BEFOre he meets them but will find a way to eliminate the competition shortly :stuck_out_tongue:

Not as effective as the ‘Actually, I’m on antibiotics for the clap.’ line from a woman you offer to buy a drink.

That’s beautiful!

Least you know she puts out, then.

The Taiwanese always tell me ‘If they aren’t married, there is always a chance’. So boyfriend or girlfriend - it doesn’t matter here.

Not to mention the dangers of getting caught out after deploying the ever-popular “It’s a bad time for me to be involved”. Trust me on this one.

You’d be surprised at some guys’ tenacity.
I swear, I heard this exchange once when bartending:

Dude (sidles up): Well hi there! Can I buy you a drink?
Hottie: Look, I’m a lesbian.
Dude: No way! I’ve BEEN to Beirut! Barkeep! Two ouzos!!

Needless to say, the shots were on the house…

Did he have any luck, Chief?

[quote=“the chief”]

You’d be surprised at some guys’ tenacity.
I swear, I heard this exchange once when bartending:

Dude (sidles up): Well hi there! Can I buy you a drink?
Hottie: Look, I’m a lesbian.
Dude: No way! I’ve BEEN to Beirut! Barkeep! Two ouzos!!

Needless to say, the shots were on the house…[/quote]

That’s great! :laughing:

Cost you a shot of ouzo to find out, mate…

Cost you a shot of ouzo to find out, mate…[/quote]

If I give you the bottle will you provide photos?

Cost you a shot of ouzo to find out, mate…[/quote]

If I give you the bottle will you provide photos?[/quote]

Give me the fuckin bottle and I’ll roll HD video, brother.

[quote=“Funk500”]don’t wanna gatecrash the thread or anything but…

Now that I’m married, I seem to meet far more single women than ever before. I’d never ever cheat on the breadknife of course. But where are they all coming from? Anyone else notice this?[/quote]

This is the most real thing I have ever seen on any forum, single you get no girls, find no girls, see no girls. As soon as you with someone they all appear out the bastard cracks in the floor.

I read something like this in an article on Russia:

The Scene: A dance floor.

He: Hi, I’m an American. Wanna f—?
She: I can’t, I’m on my period.
He: That’s okay, I can f— you up the a–.

So who says romance is dead? Anyway, such quick-witted repartee will disarm even the most bashful of maidens. (And so say all of us Tucker Max fans.)

To the OP, if you heard this 4 time in a row, that calls for a review of your “Standard Operating Procedure”…

[quote=“the chief”]
Cost you a shot of ouzo to find out, mate…

If I give you the bottle will you provide photos?

Give me the fuckin bottle and I’ll roll HD video, brother.[/quote]

I don’t have Ouzo but i got Raki which is similar… …

[quote=“nazmikarakoc”][quote=“the chief”]
Cost you a shot of ouzo to find out, mate…

If I give you the bottle will you provide photos?

Give me the fuckin bottle and I’ll roll HD video, brother.[/quote]

I don’t have Ouzo but i got Raki which is similar… …[/quote]

Raki?! Takes me back to nights in Tirana…

He he, you can’t get it TWICE!

Sorry couldn’t resist.

Going back to the Wife V. female attention thing - isn’t it supposed to be that they find us more attractive because we have shown a tendency to settle down? It why holding a baby in the park is a great way to get chatting to pretty girls and on a less effective note, owning a dog is not only a conversation starter but also shows commitment and home maker tendencies.

So all you single guys, start wearing a ring, buy a dog and borrow a baby. Jia You!