I just learned that in order to renew a residence visa, I have to take some forms to the hospital and get them filled out and stamped. Apparently they want me to submit to a physical examination in order to get that.
So, any insight out there? Can I just stamp them myself? Do some hospitals require fecal samples and others not? Or in other words, how can I best avoid the hassle, indignity, and expense?
“You just leave those rubber gloves off, Doc–I’ll fill in the section about rectal muscle tone myself, thank you very much.”