Have to go to hospital to renew visa?

I just learned that in order to renew a residence visa, I have to take some forms to the hospital and get them filled out and stamped. Apparently they want me to submit to a physical examination in order to get that.

So, any insight out there? Can I just stamp them myself? Do some hospitals require fecal samples and others not? Or in other words, how can I best avoid the hassle, indignity, and expense?

“You just leave those rubber gloves off, Doc–I’ll fill in the section about rectal muscle tone myself, thank you very much.”

Just pee pee,no poo poo these days,hahaha.Youre so lucky