Have You Ever

Recreation Fun & Games
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Had sex in public? Fuck no.

Why do you feel so strongly about this one in particular? :rofl:

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Lemme guess, you threatened to eat your flea collar??

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Because it’s gross.

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Being that specific could be incriminating. I don’t have a rap sheet, and I want to keep it that way.

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Yeah, but my answers are different from yours :idunno:

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  1. If I get multiple Yes scores for breaking more bones I’d be closer to 45.
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I won’t tell you that I scored only 7, then…
Oooops! :oops:

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How are you picturing @Gain?

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18 yeses for me, though some of them are slam dunks if you’re a certain age or live in a certain place. How can you never have paid for a meal with coins if you’ve ever lived in Taiwan or if you’re older than 35?

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I can’t even count the number of times I’ve paid for a 40 or 50 NTD biandang with coins.

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I think I pay for breakfast in coins more than I pay for them with bills.

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I was just thinking back to the time when NT$15 bought a plate of liangmian and a bowl of miso soup. :disappointed_relieved:

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Come on, guys. Do it properly! :laughing:

Dined and dashed?
No

Paid for a meal using only coins?
Yes. I live in Taiwan, so…

Snuck into a movie without paying?
No

Received a speeding ticket?
No

Got a tattoo?
No

Picked up a hitchhiker?
No

Re-gifted something given to you?
Yes. Like boxes of chocolate that have (probably) been re-gifted to me.

Been in a physical altercation?
Yes, but not in the past 15 years or so.

Performed on stage?
Yes but… ugh.

Stayed up for 48 hours straight?
Yes.

Visited another country?
Yes. Lived in 5 (other than my home country), and visited many more.

Been suspended from school?
No

Had a fake ID?
No. Didn’t need one where I grew up to buy alcohol when only 13.

Cut your own hair?
Yes. I have regrets.

Ridden a motorcycle?
No

Been on a blind date?
Yes, Tinder works :laughing:

Been bitten by a snake?
No

Had a one night stand?
Yes

Been arrested?
No

Gone to the hospital for something embarrassing?
No

Been fired from a job?
No

Lied on a resume?
No

Shot a gun?
Yes, used to go hunting with my dad and practice on targets. Could never bring myself to shoot an animal, though, and also physically prevented dad from doing so a few times. He stopped taking me eventually.

Seen a ghost?
No

Gone skinny dipping?
No :frowning:

Kissed someone of the same gender?
Yes

Been to the drive-in?
Yes

Had sex in public?
Yes

Been kicked out of a bar?
Yes, a few more times than I remember.

Lied about your age?
No

Gone bungee jumping?
No

Almost died?
No

Had poison ivy?
No

Broken a bone?
No

Eaten a whole carton of ice cream in one sitting by yourself?
Yes, too many times.

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Dined and dashed?
No
Paid for a meal using only coins?
Yes
Snuck into a movie without paying?
No
Received a speeding ticket?
Yes. Lost count.
Got a tattoo?
No
Picked up a hitchhiker?
Yes
Re-gifted something given to you?
No
Been in a physical altercation?
Yes
Performed on stage?
Yes
Stayed up for 48 hours straight?
Yes
Visited another country?
Yes
Been suspended from school?
Yes
Had a fake ID?
Yes
Cut your own hair?
Yes
Ridden a motorcycle?
Yes
Been on a blind date?
Yes
Been bitten by a snake?
No
Had a one night stand?
Yes
Been arrested?
Mmmm…no
Gone to the hospital for something embarrassing?
No
Been fired from a job?
No
Lied on a resume?
Yes
Shot a gun?
Yes
Seen a ghost?
No
Gone skinny dipping?
Yes
Kissed someone of the same gender?
No
Been to the drive-in?
Yes
Had sex in public?
Fuck yes
Been kicked out of a bar?
Yes
Lied about your age?
Yes. See above
Gone bungee jumping?
No
Almost died?
Yes
Had poison ivy?
Yes
Broken a bone?
No
Eaten a whole carton of ice cream in one sitting by yourself?
No, that’s disgusting.

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Have You Ever:
Dined and dashed? Yes, technically (waitress screw-up, stuck to it).

Paid for a meal using only coins? Yes.

Snuck into a movie without paying? Of course, was broke so hid in trunk, had to stay there until dark, at many drive-in movies. Pfft.

Received a speeding ticket? Yes, many and once for 145 in a 45 (US$350)

Got a tattoo? No.

Picked up a hitchhiker? Yes.

Re-gifted something given to you? Yes.

Been in a physical altercation? Yes, many.

Performed on stage? Yes, 1st time was as the Stage Manager in Our Town, age 6.

Stayed up for 48 hours straight? Yes. Multiple times.

Visited another country? Yes.

Been suspended from school? No.

Had a fake ID? Yes, how was I supposed to buy beer at 16 otherwise?

Cut your own hair? Yes, every 4th day.

Ridden a motorcycle? Yes, and scooters in Taiwan.

Been on a blind date? Yes. Long story(s).

Been bitten by a snake? Yes, and it hurt like you wouldn’t believe.

Had a one night stand? Yes. Ask me sometime about women and hairy nipples.

Been arrested? Yes, in my yoot.

Gone to the hospital for something embarrassing? Yes, but it wasn’t embarrassing until a nurse began asking questions. Long story.

Been fired from a job? Yes. Multiple times. Once Johnny Paycheck style, at a mobile home factory (I ran the router).

Lied on a resume? Yes.

Shot a gun? I’m American, what do you think?

Seen a ghost? No.

Gone skinny dipping? Yes. Oh the stories …

Kissed someone of the same gender? Yes, my nephews. I think my dad once.

Been to the drive-in? Yes, see above.

Had sex in public? Yes, see skinny dipping.

Been kicked out of a bar? Yes, for multiple reasons.

Lied about your age? Yes, see previous question.

Gone bungee jumping? No.

Almost died? Yes, in Indonesia.

Had poison ivy? Yes, long story that involves mowing.

Broken a bone? Yes, many.

Eaten a whole carton of ice cream in one sitting by yourself? Yes, and duh.

–31, if I count right.

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Yeah, but it’s stupid if all the answers (except for one) are “yes”