He Shoots--He Scores!

I’m so stoked!
I just scored a PHAT job at Micro$oft!

I just couldn’t contain myself!
I better go change my underwear now…

Congratulations, now you can learn how to produce crap.

Producing it’s easy. Any asshole can do that. Selling it is what takes talent!

Seriously, though, congratulations. Does this mean your trips to Taipei will be fewer and farther between?

Too funny! I knew I’d get at least ONE
smart-a$$ed comment!

Actually, I already know how to produce crap having successfully done just that about 15 minutes ago. Anyone want to buy it?