He Shoots--He Scores!


#1

I’m so stoked!
I just scored a PHAT job at Micro$oft!
Whoo–Hoo!

I just couldn’t contain myself!
I better go change my underwear now…


#2

Congratulations, now you can learn how to produce crap.


#3

Producing it’s easy. Any asshole can do that. Selling it is what takes talent!

Seriously, though, congratulations. Does this mean your trips to Taipei will be fewer and farther between?


#4

Too funny! I knew I’d get at least ONE
smart-a$$ed comment!

Actually, I already know how to produce crap having successfully done just that about 15 minutes ago. Anyone want to buy it?