"Hi Jack" and other inappropriate greetings

We all know that shouting “Hi Jack” to your friend at the airport may get you in trouble. What other inappropriate greetings are there?

“Yo, Geert,” to your friend Geert in the dairy section of a supermarket.
“Hey,” to anyone in a stable.

What else?

Slow Saturday, eh? :slight_smile:

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[quote=“Novaspes”]Slow Saturday, eh? :slight_smile:

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Yeah, down with the flu. :laughing:

if you see Kay, tell her I love her.

None of these are any good. Come on, folks. Step up your game.

“Oi! Bruce!”
In any situation whatsoever.

HI, I’m Joe King, and this is my brother, Wayne.

“Hi Gene” To someone who doesn’t wash their hands.

Where da hoes at? in a hardware store

Not bad. :thumbsup:

Good good.

Don´t ever ask for ¨Mike Hunt¨ over the intercom. :laughing: :laughing: Or Hugh G. Rection for that matter.

Yelling at a peeping tom, “Beat it before I call the cops”

or Mike Rotch and Hugh Jazz :laughing:

Guys, you need to put these in the context of greetings.

Eg, never shout “Hey, Hugh. Jazz” to your friend Hugh at a weightwatchers convention when you hear jazz playing in the background.

“Ho! Moe.” At a pride march.

Oh that is good. :laughing:

Hello Jesus! at an atheists conference.

[quote=“Mucha Man”]Guys, you need to put these in the context of greetings.

Eg, never shout “Hey, Hugh. Jazz” to your friend Hugh at a weightwatchers convention when you hear jazz playing in the background.[/quote]

Wouldn’t want to shout “Caio Corlette” at a weight watchers meeting either.

Ah, but in that case you would pronounce it hey-soos not gee-sus.