Honey, it's a penis, not a wrench!

Is it just my wife, or does every wife/woman think because a man has a penis, he is automatically able to fix the godamned shower? Or the godamned car? etc…?

I thought this thread was about some sort of violent bedroom activities.

I don’t fix things around the house…that’s what money is for.

How does that old Marine marching chant go?

“This is my wrench
This is my gun
This is for fixing
This is for fun…”

:wink:

I don’t fix things around the house…that’s what money is for.[/quote]

THANK YOU!

That is JUST what I say, and I get the look like I was caught playing with barbie dolls and mayonaise.

This thread made my day!

Way back yonder when I was a bit of a handyman I used to get a lot of dates. All is not lost.

Sounds like a surefire way to injure yourself. :wink:

I don’t fix things around the house…that’s what money is for.[/quote]

THANK YOU!

That is JUST what I say, and I get the look like I was caught playing with barbie dolls and mayonaise.[/quote]

One important rule for the man of the house is:

If I have to put down my drink in order to do something I’m not going to do it.

It’s not like I say, “Hey, you have a uterus, cook me dinner.”

Ewwwwwwww! :astonished:

us manly men are a dying breed.

What am I saying us. :unamused: I, the manly man, am a dying breed.

I’m having a slow day. I think I’ll pop out for a facial and pedicure.

Ewwwwwwww! :astonished:[/quote]

ALlow me to rephrase that,

“You have a uterus, cook me a CHICKEN dinner.”

ewwwwwwwwwww :astonished:

[quote=“Truant”]us manly men are a dying breed.

What am I saying us. :unamused: I, the manly man, am a dying breed.[/quote]

Get pushed around at home by the Mrs. wanting you to fix every little thing eh, Truant? :wink:

Ewwwwwwww! :astonished:[/quote]

ALlow me to rephrase that,

“You have a uterus, cook me a CHICKEN dinner.”[/quote]

And that makes it better??? Everything weird when cooked tastes like chicken!

San Dong wife…“Yes Honey!”…grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Perhaps it would help if you make a game of it.

You put on your skin tight Levis and your wife beater shirt and Mrs. Smith puts on something sexy. Then put on your CD, “Famous 70’s Porn Tracks”. When Mrs. Smith opens the door you say in a husky, voice “I’m here to work on your plumbing”. :laughing:

Does Mr Smith have a big plunger ?

That also sounds like a surefire way to injure yourself.