Horoscope/zodiac

Everyone now seems to have horoscope and Chinese zodiac signs, whether we want 'em or not – and even whether they’re accurate.

Mine are both wrong … and both unwanted.

Then go to your profile and set your birthday to - -

edit: Scrap that, you’re right, they’re all wrong, everyone has the same ones… Capricorn and Rooster

The funny thing is that they still just as accurate.

My birthday is set to – and I still have the same ones cranky has. It must be the default.

this is the universe telling us that we are all one and the same :slight_smile:

Well, I didn’t put my birthday into my profile, so where does it come from?
Not to mention it’s wrong …

It’s correct in the profile, but wrong in the panel at the side.

United we stand, divided we fall, so yes, we are one!!!
Go Forumosa!!!

but seriously, I want my cancer back!

[quote=“MiakaW”]United we stand, divided we fall, so yes, we are one!!!
Go Forumosa!!!

but seriously, I want my cancer back![/quote]Ok, you can have cancer. I’ll keep my cock for now.

I can put mine back now.
Gus, don’t like that little message thingie telling age. 29 is a tough.

I want my cancer back, and a bigger cock.

Horoscopes are bullshit. I got that from Jim Morrison so it must be true. But some people insist on making character judgements about people based on them, and that can piss me off sometimes.

I REALLY don’t want any zodiac signs, thank you very much. I’m quite capable of giving people the wrong impression without squiggly lines and animal shapes. At least if I do it it’s me doing the confusing.

Are you going to start adding religious symbols (crosses, stars of david etc) to people’s info, just because of where they were born? No? Well, please don’t associate me with your stupid superstitions just because of when you think I was born.

And yes, I know that my attitude is common for people who share the same star-sign as me. So what?

Gus, Maoman, or whoever is responsible,
Please get rid of these unwanted horoscopes. I consider them to be scaled-down Village Idiot chops.
If people want to follow horoscopes and all the associated voodoo that’s fine, but don’t force it on me.

Coversation A
A:“What’s your star sign?”
B: “Piss off!”

Coversation B
A: “Oh, are you a Capricorn?”
B: “I was gonna shag ye, but you’ve blown it.”

Coversation C
A:“You’re a typical Gemini.”
B: “Tosser.”

Look HERE for why horoscopes are a load of Formosawinter. Alien was born under the sign of Ophiuchus. Is her horoscope accurate ?

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GUS!!!
,[/color] yesterday you asked me if everthing was working ok, I forgot to tell you about the horoscopes

[quote]Coversation A
A:“What’s your star sign?”
B: “Piss off!” [/quote]

That’s my boy!! You gotta love the house wookie. Well said, John.

[quote=“Alien”]I can put mine back now.
Gus, don’t like that little message thingie telling age. 29 is a tough.[/quote]

Well, it could mean that you’re 17…or 5. :wink: