Hotter than... The comparison game

[quote=“Salvatore Armani”]tighter than…[/quote]… A Scotman’s wallet.

Stupider than…

[quote=“Big Fluffy Matthew”][quote=“Salvatore Armani”]tighter than…[/quote]… A Scotman’s wallet.

Stupider than…[/quote]
An Englishman.

On the hotter theme -

Hotter than a docker’s armpit (name the band?)

the dockpits?

painters and dockers?

stevedores

[quote=“urodacus”]the dockpits?

painters and dockers?

stevedores[/quote]

Nope

Hung like a half pack of certs

Built like…

[quote=“whitetiger”]Hung like a half pack of certs

Built like…[/quote]

Built like a Balinese watch.

Greener than…

greener than fred smith.

bluer than…?

…Bluer than last week’s cheese casserole left under the sofa during a lesbian orgy…

Creepier than…

[quote=“Bubba 2 Guns”]…Bluer than last week’s cheese casserole left under the sofa during a lesbian orgy…

Creepier than…[/quote]
Creepier than a latent homosexual.

More ginger than…

Tighter than a hawk’s asshole in a power dive.