[quote=“Salvatore Armani”]tighter than…[/quote]… A Scotman’s wallet.
Stupider than…
[quote=“Salvatore Armani”]tighter than…[/quote]… A Scotman’s wallet.
Stupider than…
[quote=“Big Fluffy Matthew”][quote=“Salvatore Armani”]tighter than…[/quote]… A Scotman’s wallet.
Stupider than…[/quote]
An Englishman.
On the hotter theme -
Hotter than a docker’s armpit (name the band?)
the dockpits?
painters and dockers?
stevedores
[quote=“urodacus”]the dockpits?
painters and dockers?
stevedores[/quote]
Nope
Hung like a half pack of certs
Built like…
[quote=“whitetiger”]Hung like a half pack of certs
Built like…[/quote]
Built like a Balinese watch.
Greener than…
greener than fred smith.
bluer than…?
…Bluer than last week’s cheese casserole left under the sofa during a lesbian orgy…
Creepier than…
[quote=“Bubba 2 Guns”]…Bluer than last week’s cheese casserole left under the sofa during a lesbian orgy…
Creepier than…[/quote]
Creepier than a latent homosexual.
More ginger than…
Tighter than a hawk’s asshole in a power dive.