A friend of mine passed on a company slogan that a friend of hers had written for his company. She asked me what I thought about it:
Screw fit for everywhere
screw together with you
screw together with you
Pin your hopes on screw
Pin your hopes on
Having screw being safe
Having screw having consummation
Screws complete your life
Screws achieve your success
Screws consummate your life
Wanna safety, screw only
Wanna safety only
Screws better the world
Screws better the life
A screw world, a consummate happiness.
I told her that, while it may be true that screws better the world, it probably wasn’t such a good slogan, and that it may need to be re-worked a little. 
