moderate to heavy anything will do the trick…
…drinking
…socialising
…exercise
…etc…
Follow the advice of the Dice Man by Luke Rhinehart aka George Cockcroft.
[quote=“sandman”]Or there’s always the official Forumosa response to such questions – come to the next Forumosa Happy Hour (I think the next one is on May 12 at Alleycat’s).
Have some delicious home-made pizza and meet a bunch of people, many of whom lead far more drab and empty lives than you. 
[/quote]
Is it possible to be anonymous at these things? I don’t want to get jumped by all of those anti-Tongyong thugs.
Hell yes, and it’s more interesting that way. I went to the last one and told everyone I was Durin’s Bane after licking their ears. Sadly I missed the wanker who was pretending to be me.
The next one will apparently be in the nude.
Shoplifting for kicks.
C’mon man, it’s what all the cool kids do. Don’t be chicken. Bock bock!
Find the roughest, betelnut chewing taxi driver and shout, in Taiwanese, “Fuck your mother” at him while giving him the finger. Life should get more interesting quickly.
Better yet, slide your thumb in and out of your mouth in mock bj fashion and then let a little spittle dribble out. Oh what an interesting day you will have.
[quote=“Hobart”][quote=“sandman”]Or there’s always the official Forumosa response to such questions – come to the next Forumosa Happy Hour (I think the next one is on May 12 at Alleycat’s).
Have some delicious home-made pizza and meet a bunch of people, many of whom lead far more drab and empty lives than you. [/quote]
Is it possible to be anonymous at these things? I don’t want to get jumped by all of those anti-Tongyong thugs.[/quote]
I will have a hard time being anonymous, one look at my avatar and you’ll find me in a snap.
No more pretending to be Stragbasher for me. I am going as Okami next time.
Is it possible to be anonymous at these things? I don’t want to get jumped by all of those anti-Tongyong thugs.[/quote]
Don’t worry Hobart, I’ll protect you from mean ole Cranky.
Don’t worry Hobart, I’ll protect you from mean ole Cranky.[/quote]
On the other hand, perhaps we could use the happy hours to settle some of the ongoing disputes. We could arm wrestle to solve for once and for all such ongoing Forumosa debates as Pinyin vs Tongyong, TI vs being part of Commie China and Bush vs the Sane World. Then there would be no need to rehash these issues again online, and I’d have more time for nude shopping.
Brian
[quote]Go shopping in the nude.[/quote]Where would you keep your change ? Or credit card ?
I can think of some places… 
I can think of some places… [/quote]The Romans kept theirs in their mouth, for example.