A female friends asks where her husband goes before home and judges the distance from the heat of his car… what’s the craziest way you’ve heard?
I think checking the odometer would be a better way to check the distance. 
My cousin used to make her (now ex, duh) husband pull down his pants the second he walked in the door. She would sniff it. If it smelled like he had washed it, he was cheating.
My Hello Kitty girlfriend nuzzles and sniffs me to see if I smell like another woman’s perfume…
Wow!! Did they live in Taiwan? I don’t even want to know what the nether regions might smell like after an especially hoit summers day in the city. That’s some of the craziest behaviour I’ve ever heard of… :loco:
Oh goodness, had the husband cheated before? What would make a (sane?) woman do this?
- No. They lived in Mexico. Almost as bad.
- No. She was nowhere near sane. I love my cousin (even if only because we share blood) but the chick is LoCo!!! And I am pretty sure that he never cheated on her. He left her cuz she accused him of it EVERY DAY.
Oh really… what a crock of shite… so she can tell how far I’ve driven my car from the engine temperature…
My wife expects that I’ve had a shower before I come home from working on people’s rooftops.
If she pulls my pants down, it’s only because they need washing or she needs bonking is all.
A couple of guys from a local investigation firm contacted our law office and set up a meeting trying to recruit our business. I doubt we’ll hire them. Although we hire investigators sometimes, it’s almost always to investigate counterfeiters. These guys said their firm specializes in investigating cheating spouses and pre-marital investigations.
If someone feels a need to hire a private eye to investigate his or her fiancee, isn’t that a sign that they shouldn’t get married? And what happens when he finds out she had him tailed? Will they still marry? I didn’t ask them those questions, but the whole meeting made me realize how many idiots there are in the world.
BTW, Satellite TV, your posts state that your programming includes “uncut Adult” shows. Do you also offer circumcised porn?
[quote=“Mother Theresa”]A couple of guys from a local investigation firm contacted our law office and set up a meeting trying to recruit our business. I doubt we’ll hire them. Although we hire investigators sometimes, it’s almost always to investigate counterfeiters. These guys said their firm specializes in investigating cheating spouses and pre-marital investigations.
If someone feels a need to hire a private eye to investigate his or her fiancee, isn’t that a sign that they shouldn’t get married? And what happens when he finds out she had him tailed? Will they still marry? I didn’t ask them those questions, but the whole meeting made me realize how many idiots there are in the world.
BTW, Satellite TV, your posts state that your programming includes “uncut Adult” shows. Do you also offer circumcised porn?[/quote]
Circumcision is more of a religious need than a health need. The arguments for circumcision is botched.
As for cheating… sheesh, if you don’t trust the guy then there is a lot more problems in the relationship that just potential cheating.
I’ve got what ever you need there MT… Sliced diced cut uncut grated grilled milled shredded and pickled 
Shredded? Ouch!
How can you tell he’s cheating? Ask him. If he says no, and you still don’t trust him, then you’ve just found the answer to the question, “How can I tell our relationship isn’t going to last without some help?”
If the guy/gal cheats… it’s because you are bad and he/she needs to get satisfaction elsewhere… so instead of worrying if he/she is cheating on you, go spoil him/her a bit, make him/her feel that he can’t live without you. Need is more powerfull than love…
just check your bible for the answer:
Selig sind die geistig Armen, denn ihnen geh
[quote=“robi666”]just check your bible for the answer:
Selig sind die geistig Armen, denn ihnen geh
If you can’t just say goodbye to your lover, then should you try to find out if he/she is cheating on you ?
A friend of mine always think that her boyforiend is cheating on her, so one night, she followed her boyfriend and found that he was seeing another girl. But she can’t make herself walk away from him, so she didn’t say anything, didn’t expose what she have known.
All i see now is only her sad and unhappy which grows stronger and stronger.
If you can’t do anything, why to discover ?
why do men like to cheat???
Why do women like to cheat?
The best way to say that is
"Why do Human like to cheat "
I think that’s just as natural as breathing.
[quote=“tpy”]The best way to say that is
"Why do Human like to cheat "
I think that’s just as natural as breathing.[/quote]
People generally don’t try to hide the fact that they’re breathing. Maybe it’s more like farting?
I wouldn’t know. I don’t think cheating is all that natural anyways.
