That’s because he can get gurls to stroke Brian.
That purple powder stuff that Dargonbones linked to works great. Had a problem in my office for awhile (States) I got some from our local police and an old womans handbag, wallet and the like. Dusted it all with the powder and left with the other bags on a shelf in the office backroom. About lunch time I notice one of the newer employees with purple hands. Busted!
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WTF Deuce Dropper? That’s just strange.
Hey, some of us like strange! 
I just don’t understand it.
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I vote forget the thief and put your stuff in a locker.
My vote is for a nice fat viper all coiled in your bag.
Ooh, classy! Russel’s viper, please.
The powder idea is awesome…That or ziplock your belongings and then fill another ziplock in white board marker ink. Place the sealed bag within the other bag of ink…Voila! It might be messy but it would sure as hell be a deterrent. Be sure to bring some things you can do without! Also, be vigilant…it’ll happen within 10mins so you will have to be on the ball. The thieves won’t linger.
I’d plant the shit inside the locker room and then sit somewhere outside the joint watching.
Yeah, I was wondering how long that stuff takes to develop. Surely the thieves would disappear pretty fast, unless of course it’s an inside job.
Bingo. Hercules Poirot might need investigating this track further on seeing the # of incidents.
Do a little mod on a mobile to get this opengpstracker.org/index.html and have a gps tracking tell you everywhere your robber goes.
my money’s on the front desk guy.
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better move it quickly… otherwise that’ll get nicked too.
Don’t leave it on the front desk! Asking fer trouble…
I keep forgetting about these little tricks. Anyone can turn their cell phone into an hour worth of spy material. All you need is a good mount and a society that turns a blind eye. Perfecto.
Install your phone/cam on anything…lay in wait and clobber the fucker.
I’m surprised how everyone has been taken in by this thread . Loretta is a rampant HOMOSEXUAL. He’s asking for someone to come down to his swimming pool (in Taiwan a magnet for men who prefer men, and Australians in speedoes) to cruise the men’s changing rooms looking for action.
Think back a year or two. Yes, that’s right, Loretta was posting about interior design.
I knew he was a homo after he declined the offer of my twin sister. My sister has never been called pretty but she is not that bad.
Pot meet kettle. 
Almas John is a kiwi, and it’s well-known that they’re famous for the, ahem, variety of their sex lives.
Moving swiftly on…
OK, powder or ink or something to mark the guy. Nothing valuable to lose, in fact a decoy bag. Got it. But how do you actually apprehend the perpetrator red (or purple) handed? This happens an average of once every three visits, and I’m usually there for 2-3 hours each time. That sounds like a hell of a lot of time to spend loitering around in the changing rooms. I would probably get arrested on suspicion of being antipodean.
I could go and sit out by the front desk - chairs and tables there - and read the Baghavad Gita, but need some kind of alarm to tell me to take up my bow and go investigate. All this GPS and mobile phone crap doesn’t work underground, and this is B2.
The front desk guy, by the way, is never at the front desk. The girly has to make a phone call and then we wait for him to come down from wherever he is.