Indeed, we must certainly travel in different circles. Come on up for a chat some time You see, I always thought mainland mistresses were high maintainance and demanding, easy in a sexual sense but definitely not convenient in terms of upkeep.
Foreign girls in Taiwan are picky? Or is that just a diplomatic way of saying desperate? That could explain why so many female English teachers spend Friday nights watching DVDs, eating Doritos, and plugging in appliances.
[quote=âErhuâ]Nyway, if anyone doubts that Taiwanese guys donât chase Western woman, just follow miss âYou are not Aloneâ around for a few days. Youâll quickly see how aggressive they become in the presence of blonde hair.
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What can I say? Theyâve seen her tomato eating on the big screen.
How would you know that? Are you there too, keeping them company? Actually, what I heard is that they have all-girl slumber parties and topless pillow fights every Friday night. Saturday night is coconut oil body massage night.
And btw: most âappliancesâ run on batteries these days. Geez, doesnât your lady tell you anything?
So which is itâŚtheyâre desperate for men or theyâre staying at home?
If youâre going to demean an entire group of people, at least be consistent in your insults.
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How is it demeaning to women to say that the Taiwanese men jus donât fantasize about western women that much ? And they could be desperate for men but canât find any so they are staying at home the two are not mutually exclusive.
I am not sure why this is such a big deal, western men are more in demand than western women in Asia. That doesnât mean that western women canât get any in Taiwan or the rest of Asia it all depends on the person. And yeah thereâs definitly a group of Taiwanese guys who love western women I donât think anyone would dispute that.
But it is definitly easier to get some if you are a western guy than if you are a western gal IMHO. Like it or not the Taiwanese definition of a normal body puts a lot of western women into the fat category while the western guys can get away with a bit of a beer belly.
So which is itâŚtheyâre desperate for men or theyâre staying at home?
If youâre going to demean an entire group of people, at least be consistent in your insults.
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des¡per¡ate P Pronunciation Key (dspr-t)
adj.
Having lost all hope; despairing.
From my understanding, and do correct me if I am wrong, if someone is desperate or not getting any, they will either lower their standards (and get some) or rev up their battery machines. How in hell is my statement inconsistent?
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Picky? Or is that just a diplomatic way of saying desperate(lost all hope)? That could explain why so many female English teachers spend Friday nights watching DVDs, eating Doritos, and plugging in appliances.[/quote]
Again, perhaps you could explain to me the inconsistency here.
And btw: most âappliancesâ run on batteries these days. Geez, doesnât your lady tell you anything? [/quote]
How can she tell him now? Sheâs been having that sneeky little affair with her appliances for so damned long. And no, Chewy, itâs got nothing to do with cleaning her teeth.
And btw: most âappliancesâ run on batteries these days. Geez, doesnât your lady tell you anything? [/quote]
How can she tell him now? Sheâs been having that sneeky little affair with her appliances for so damned long. And no, Chewy, itâs got nothing to do with cleaning her teeth.
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Well, she does enjoy shavingâŚno complaints from me
Not for all the foreign men here they aint⌠However thatâs not the point.
Most of the Taiwan males I know have no thoughts of having a relationship with a western woman. Anyways the novelty value soon wears off after about 5 minutes.
As for the Beavis thread â some people just donât have charisma and couldnât get laid for all the tea in China. That is true in Taiwan, Toronto, Toulouse, and Timbuktu.[/quote]
We have a winner. :bravo:
Here are some examples.
Ric is skinnier than a XimenDing girl on a diet and managed to marry this:
Steven Tyler got big ole lips and gets loads of chics.
Now for the clincher: Biz Markie with his girlfriend
And btw: most âappliancesâ run on batteries these days. Geez, doesnât your lady tell you anything?[/quote]
Even to recharge from so much use? [/quote]
Chewy,
Why is your woman using her appliances so much??? Are you sneaking them when sheâs not looking? Does she prefer her appliances to yours??
[quote=âErhuâ]Obviously Chewy and I hang in different circles and therefore have different views. Taiwanese men have Shanghai mistresses because getting a Mainland mistress is easy and convenient. But, most Taiwanese guys canât get a Western girl. Weâre in the minority here and weâre some damn picky women.
Nyway, if anyone doubts that Taiwanese guys donât chase Western woman, just follow miss âYou are not Aloneâ around for a few days. Youâll quickly see how aggressive they become in the presence of blonde hair.
(btw: Suzy the Donkey woman from Kid Castle? Damn, thatâs some funny s***, Chewy! I actually laughed at that one )
[color=red]Edit:[/color] And I still think that even Suzy the Donkey woman can easily get laid in Taiwan. Send her out with me and Iâll hook her up![/quote]
How would you know that? Are you there too, keeping them company? Actually, what I heard is that they have all-girl slumber parties and topless pillow fights every Friday night. Saturday night is coconut oil body massage night.
And btw: most âappliancesâ run on batteries these days. Geez, doesnât your lady tell you anything?[/quote]
The key word there is âmostâ . . . there are still plenty of industrial size powermonger vibrating âappliancesâ that require a plug . . . those âmassage machinesâ sold in dept. stores arenât all being bought for their relaxation qualities. Strap the appropriate person down and experiment via consensual vibrational torture by comparing the dinky night market bettery-powered face massagers with one of those industrial plug-in devices and see which elicits the stronger response.
Those all-girl slumber parties definately need some electrical outlets and a perhaps a Sybian or three. Well, that and video, video is always good. Speaking of Sybians, and no one was until I brought it up . . . you would think a local vendor would have started making knock-offs by now. Surely, the things canât be so expensive to manufacture that the US price is as low as they can be made for. There are folks in the US who actually rent theirs to other couples or to parties (hopefully with much cleaning and disinfecting). Itâs just a foot stool with a vibrating dildo on it. Well, itâs a bit more than that but still. One would think the women of the world would want reliable less expensive Sybians for those all-girl topless pillow fighting twister playing slumber parties.
Arenât all these examples of folks who have something else to offer rather than merely looks? Things like money, fame, fortune, and dollars . . . perhaps nice personalities, humor, and other good things but rich and famous examples wonât sway.
Real regular folks who arenât super rich or super famous or the like. Now, Iâm a big olâ guy and all hairy and beastworthy and I have a hot beautiful wife . . . but then, Iâm a hypnotist. Thatâs a joke, by the way. [on topic shameless plug, see my Sept. course on Couples Hypnosis which has romance, intimacy, and erotic trance all rolled up into one]. Seriously, men and women vette for mates based upon very different criteria. Many women will choose a lover who is not superhothunkworthy - although they wonât turn someone away because they are hot and handsome - as they are often looking for responsibility, provider potential, humor, personality features over physical attributes. For many men . . . not all . . . looks is very powerful motivator in a potential mate. For men, it is not so hard to find a mate . . . as long as one isnât completely dysfunctional when it comes to relationships. If a man is over forty and never been married, then heâs either gay or heâs very probably doing something seriously wrong when it comes to relationships and commitment.
Show us some photos of big olâ ugly women with hot hunk modelesque husbands.
Back on topic though . . . one doesnât have to be incredibly beautiful to be sexually attractive or . . . more importantly . . . sexually skilled. A guy doesnât have to look like the twinkboys Tommy Cruise and Braddie Pitt to be good at sex . . . and even if youâre average or even less than average, just knowing how to create contexts of pleasure goes a looooooooong way in ensuring that your appropriate female (or other appropriate gender) partner reciprocates in abundance. See the video here http://briandavidphillips.typepad.com/brian/2006/07/psychedelic_f_h.html no nudity but NSFW (couldnât get it to embed it in the post).
Holy shit! Well, I think we can all assume that at least sheâs never heard him sing.
Chewycorns⌠you donât seem to understand what you meant by desperate. usually when saying someone is âdesperateâ, especially in relationship to⌠well, relationships, what you mean is âinvolving or employing extreme measures in an attempt to escape defeat or frustrationâ, in other words, throwing themselves at anything that pays attention to them. Staying at home would be the antithesis of âdesperationâ in this sense.
If you meant hopelessness, then itâs obvious that you donât know many foreign women. I donât know many who are âhopelessâ about themselves. Most are resilient people who donât get hung up over not being the flavor of the month.
HoweverâŚ
If this is the opposite of being desperate, I think Iâd prefer to stay at home knowing these kind of men were out there.
ok ok, Iâll admit it. Iâm too lazy to read this whole thing to see if someone said it already⌠but it amuses me so neener neener Iâm going to say it anyway. Sex is like air, you don;t miss it till itâs gone. tee hee And now I am done ⌠gasp gasp⌠kidding
Honey, youâre too young to know what itâs like to miss it⌠[/quote]
too easy too hahahahah ok thatâs not true⌠but shhhhh if it getâs out itâll ruin my bad name
You see, I always thought mainland mistresses were high maintainance and demanding, easy in a sexual sense but definitely not convenient in terms of upkeep.
⌠gasp gaspâŚ