Pity to those who have married Taiwanese women, as they are known for ignoring and neglecting their men more than any other women in the world. This leaves the ego of the Taiwanese man in shambles and makes him feel that he must engage in any behaviour necessary to make his wife feel jealous and thus give her man the attention he needs and deserves. Deep down inside, Taiwanese men are in severe pain because of how badly their wives ignore them. This is why there are so many KTVs, massage parlors and “barber shops” on the island. A man’s visit to one of these places is a ritualized way of protesting against the treatment (or lack of any treatment at all) that his wife gives him. Many Taiwanese men visit these establishments in groups. These groups may seem to be a jovial lot, but they are actually support groups for insecure, fragile men. They are this way because their wives ignore them. Their patronage of the corner blowjob parlor or KTVs packed with 20 year old hardbodied mainland sex kittens is really just a desperate plea for attention from their heartless, self-centered wives. The next time you find yourself around one of these establishments, look closely at the men’s faces and you will see the tracks of their tears.
If you are one of those unlucky enough to have married a heartless Taiwanese woman, then I have a few words of advice for you. I know you may feel like your wife treats you well and gives you all the attention you would ever want, but this WILL NOT LAST if you do not take action. If you want to maintain a healthy relationship with your wife, if you want her to realize how important you are to her and if you want to keep her attention, then you must take preemptive measures. Get yourself down to the corner “barber shop” right away. If you find that this doesn’t draw her closer to you, then you may have to take the next step by visiting one of the larger KTVs. The chaps at work, especially the married ones, will know just where to go. I know you feel no attraction toward fit 20 year old Chinese women with slits in their qipaos going all the way up to the lower part of the ass cheak that they’re rubbing on your thigh and groin, but just remember that it is all for your marriage.
However, even frequent visits to KTVs may not prevent your wife from drifting away from you. If your wife continues to be cold toward you, then you may need to take the most drastic step: move to the mainland, perhaps opening a factory to support yourself, and take a few mistresses. If after taking such a drastic measure, your self-absorbed wife still doesn’t recognize your pain and give you the attention you so badly need, then she was never the one for you to begin with. Best to let her go. Oh, the travails of relationships with Taiwanese women.
I know the above advice might clash with everything you learned in your own culture, but just remember that you are not in Kansas anymore. You are in a new culture now and you just have to adapt to it. You may not believe how wretchedly evil and cold a Taiwanese wife can be to her husband, but just ask yourself this: how could all Taiwanese men be wrong? Why else would they be spending so much time in the massage parlors and KTVs? Why else would they risk getting nasty STDs? Why would they be spending time naked with 20 year old hardbodies whose only interest in them is exchanging sex for money? I’ll tell you why, my friend. They love their wives.
