I always advise men to marry a woman who is mature, intelligent, kind, and an absolute sexual goddess, the kind of woman that gives you a woody just by bending over to take the wash out of the machine. THAT is a recipe for marital bliss.
For women, I generally advise them to choose a stable, patient, tolerant guy who could paint a large mural with his tongue.
[quote=“ceevee369”][quote=“Fox”][quote] never ejaculate. (I threw up once. THAT boy learned the hard way that 3 gins and tonic, a shot of JD and 3 shots of tequila are definitely over figging the pudding when it comes to getting Betterclap into the sack)
Sounds like some kind of Zen thing. If a girl is too drunk to notice whether you came, did you still have sex?
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I was reading years ago in some phsyc textbook that most people establish their sexual habits in the years from 17 to 23 or there abouts and never change them. The story goes that when you first meet somebody (not just anybody) you’ll have sex frequently but after that initial burst most people return to whatever their level of sexual activity was in their early 20s.[/quote]
That is in total contradiction with a common fact that male are at their “top” around 40. can not dig those stories but it counts I guess. I heard it too many times.[/quote]
I’ve always had it (and it’s been my experience) that a woman hits her sexual peak in her thirties and a man in his early twenties. Although individual cases may vary.
I had a 36 year old “girlfriend” when I was 23 and she would have said, “Seven times a week? Is that all?” Older women always seem more keen and open to experimentation, in my experience.
However, the chances of a man (even an older one) saying no when the opportunity to boff comes around is less than zero.
Personally I go through phases. Sometimes I can’t get enough, and at other times I couldn’t be bothered.
[quote=“Tomas”]I always advise men to marry a woman who is mature, intelligent, kind, and an absolute sexual goddess, the kind of woman that gives you a woody just by bending over to take the wash out of the machine. THAT is a recipe for marital bliss.
For women, I generally advise them to choose a stable, patient, tolerant guy who could paint a large mural with his tongue.[/quote]
And that is absolutely GREAT advice. :bravo:
[quote=“bismarck”][quote=“Tomas”]I always advise men to marry a woman who is mature, intelligent, kind, and an absolute sexual goddess, the kind of woman that gives you a woody just by bending over to take the wash out of the machine. THAT is a recipe for marital bliss.
For women, I generally advise them to choose a stable, patient, tolerant guy who could paint a large mural with his tongue.[/quote]
And that is absolutely GREAT advice. :bravo:[/quote]
i’ll second that :bravo:
[quote=“ceevee369”][quote=“Fox”][quote] never ejaculate. (I threw up once. THAT boy learned the hard way that 3 gins and tonic, a shot of JD and 3 shots of tequila are definitely over figging the pudding when it comes to getting Betterclap into the sack)
Sounds like some kind of Zen thing. If a girl is too drunk to notice whether you came, did you still have sex?
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I was reading years ago in some phsyc textbook that most people establish their sexual habits in the years from 17 to 23 or there abouts and never change them. The story goes that when you first meet somebody (not just anybody) you’ll have sex frequently but after that initial burst most people return to whatever their level of sexual activity was in their early 20s.[/quote]
That is in total contradiction with a common fact that male are at their “top” around 40. can not dig those stories but it counts I guess. I heard it too many times.[/quote]
from peoples trying to make you feel good mate
I should dig deeper but this little (USA) study shows that intercourse does not diminish in age. it is even more than in the 15-29 YO cluster.
Anyway, I am more blessed now hitting the 4X than ever before \
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I just plain don’t get none.[/quote]
Well, you’re a woman, you can change that anytime you want.
[quote=“Tomas”]I always advise men to marry a woman who is mature, intelligent, kind, and an absolute sexual goddess, the kind of woman that gives you a woody just by bending over to take the wash out of the machine. THAT is a recipe for marital bliss.
For women, I generally advise them to choose a stable, patient, tolerant guy who could paint a large mural with his tongue.[/quote]
The only problem with that advice is that women that good are in highly limited supply, and if you ever meet a woman that perfect, chances are 99% she’s already taken.
Nice guys are a dime a dozen, though, so your advice is fine for the ladies.
Buttercup, all I can say is you need to find a guy that knows what he’s doing.
Sound like you’re having a really crappy sex life…
I just meet someone new and it feels like I’m a teenager again, wow!.. 
Sure, but SOMEONE has to have taken her in order for her to be taken. I’m living proof of that. 
Sure, but SOMEONE has to have taken her in order for her to be taken. I’m living proof of that. [/quote]
Yeah. And I’m not letting go of mine. Move along there! Nothing to see here…
I saw her already, Bismarck. I’ll be seeing her again your wedding, too…
[quote=“alidarbac”]How many sexual acts (oral, anal or vaginal) do you have (to ejaculation) with another person?
That’s sexist![/quote]
Uh, actually. It’s not.
Nonya fluckin muff divin bizwax 
[quote=“ImaniOU”][quote=“alidarbac”]How many sexual acts (oral, anal or vaginal) do you have (to ejaculation) with another person?
That’s sexist![/quote][/quote]
I don’t know, I’ve seen some videos.
In four days it will have been 8 years since my last act of coitus. It was actually with my Taiwanese fiance in the romantic city of Taipei and I was preparing to move back to the States for grad school. Hoping she would follow me. I have waited and waited and waited.
Do you think its time for me to move on? 
High time!
Milktea on the rock or in the USA. On the rock there shouldnt be a long time between starring in your own adult movie.
In the USA, its a lot more understanding how something like that could happen.
[quote=“MilkTeaJack”]In four days it will have been 8 years since my last act of coitus. It was actually with my Taiwanese fiance in the romantic city of Taipei and I was preparing to move back to the States for grad school. Hoping she would follow me. I have waited and waited and waited.
Do you think its time for me to move on? [/quote]
Damn! I think it was time to move on eight years ago!
Up and at 'em sailor!
Where’s the option for less than three times in the last 6 to 8 years? Your poll’s too optimistic.