How Often Do You View Porn on the Internet?

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#1

How Often Do You View Porn on the Internet?

  • The Internet has another use?
  • Only at Work
  • Everday
  • Once a Week
  • Once a Month
  • Almost Never

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A pop up appeared with a sexy chick talking about something. I closed the window and then it dawned on me that I almost never view porn on the internet. Is this normal? Should I see a doctor or something?

#2

Where do you view it?

#3

You’re quite okay Miltownkid. It’s normal for people to avoid hobbies that are similiar to their work duties.

#4

There’s no option for ‘never’. Porn is boring.

#5

Some porn is funny. Like when the delivery boy finishes installing the washing machine and then the housewife seduces him. That’s always hilarious.
Or when people talk dirty but are bad actors. lol

The porn that’s not funny is boring.

I’d watch porn if there was a portal or rss feed for funny porn only. Is there?

#6

I agree with Tash. I once saw a movie where a couple of “models” were eating ice cream in a kitchen. Then they had a “food fight” where they squirted cream out of a cannister onto each other. It was supposed to be sexy, but it really was hilarious. You could see them grimace every time they “tasted” the cream…probably horrified at the thought of al those calories. :slight_smile:

#7

I’m waiting for porn for women to come out. Where the guy comes over to the desperate single woman’s home and does her wash while taking her shoe shopping without complaint.

#8

Welcome to my life :slight_smile: :blush:

#9

If you find pornography boring, this is a sign that you have not yet fully appreciated its many varieties. For example, my own church ( subgenius.com ) gets ads from porn sites that specialize in amputee devotion and human / alien scenarios.

Remember: Pornography : pornology = astrology : astronomy !

But seriously, I don’t find porn terribly interesting either. As part of my quest for a healthy lifestyle, I spend my free time surfing the internet for pop culture news, comic book trivia, and Schadenfreude sites like rotten.com

#10

Is there a Curch of Subgenius publication, like the Watch Tower?

#11

Check out their website. They’ve published the Book of the Subgenius (reprinting a lot of old tracts) and Revelation X: The Bob Apocryophon, and I think have another book on the way. But you gotta pay for those.

#12

I’m working on this t-shirt design.

#13

I’d vote for “Never” if it were an option. But I’m not sure if that’s true; does reading fred smith’s posts count?