how to get a bing lang girl, internet cafe counter chick, or other hot girl for your very own with ridiculously little effort
by ran the man
today i am going to teach you boys how to cut thru all the crap, be a man, and get the girl you’ve always wanted. follow these steps to success:
find a BLG, ICCC
walk into the place like you’re the flavour of the month, because you are
make friends with her (at this point DO NOT get intimidated by the creeps around her). be discreet.
on your first date ask her about her job, salary. stay on the topic til she starts crying about how much her life sucks, father is bad guy,etc.get her to open up.
find a way to steer the topic toward YOU taking care of her, giving her 30,000NT a month ( you can do this if you’re making 60).
give her 30,000NT cash. don’t say something stupid like " if you do this i’ll give you money." just give it to her. she will feel obligated to you.just say, “well,i’ve got 30,000 i can give you.it’s okay”.
why this works: these girls are lazy. why work at the bing lang shack,smokey wang ka, when you can prostitute yourself in a way that is accepted by society and has full deniabilty for the same amount (30,000NT boys)!
eventually give her your house keys.she will clean it for you.make sure you have a nice TV and stereo for her to enjoy and a nice sofa. take her to ikea and let her pick new furniture like it’s going to be her house.
treat her like a queen, love her, respect her, give her stuff (immaterial and material) that she never dreamed she’d get. bring her out to good western restaurants. dress sharp and act high class. treat her like she’s your wife, because that’s what she’s going to be.bring her to church.
she will love you soon and your initial physical attraction will become love in time. you will have lifted a girl out of a bad situation and shown her the good life. you are the good guy. you’re a real man!
go do it boys!!
Why not just go find a real gf, instead of forking over 30,000 NT?
If she so willing to take 30,000 NT from you, what make you she won’t dump you for someone that giving her 60,000 NT a month.
By the time your up to 8, 9, and 10 you’re already committed.
okay i’m bruce lee here. i’ll pick you off one at a time!^^
how do you get from step 2 to step 4? i’m not a guru. use your imagination and common sense. you can do it!
what makes me think she won’t leave me for more money? because she’s got the best deal in town and she knows it! and i can pick out which one can be trusted to follow along.
what do i do all day? lots. i pray to the Father and ask for guidance. i work out every morning. i do my music cases (i do music for children’s book/CD packages), i work on my website (coming soon), i teach guitar, i take my wife to taichung shopping, etc. i come up to taipei for two days a week and turn in my work. lots.
dope? never smoked it. not even a cigarrette.
The title of the thread is “how to…” so tell me how. I don’t have an imagination, or any common sense. If I did I wouldn’t need to read your thread. This thread is for people who need advice, so give some.
Also, what’s this “be romantic” crap? We’re not talking about forming a relationship with someone you know and like, we’re talking about buying someone you find physically attractive but have never spoken to. Where’s the romance in pursuing her body without even stopping to find out if she has a personality?
You don’t talk about her as if she’s a person, you talk about her as if she’s a target. You’re not talking to her about her life because of any genuine interest, it’s just a strategy to lead her to where you want her. Romantic? Bollocks!
So cut the crap and tell me tactics required to get the hotty working at the bottom of the hill out on a date, so that I can manipulate her into my bed and my housework.
The title of the thread is “how to…” so tell me how. I don’t have an imagination, or any common sense. If I did I wouldn’t need to read your thread. This thread is for people who need advice, so give some.
Also, what’s this “be romantic” crap? We’re not talking about forming a relationship with someone you know and like, we’re talking about buying someone you find physically attractive but have never spoken to. Where’s the romance in pursuing her body without even stopping to find out if she has a personality?
You don’t talk about her as if she’s a person, you talk about her as if she’s a target. You’re not talking to her about her life because of any genuine interest, it’s just a strategy to lead her to where you want her. Romantic? Bollocks!
So cut the crap and tell me tactics required to get the hotty working at the bottom of the hill out on a date, so that I can manipulate her into my bed and my housework.[/quote]
A cynical but honest post Stragbasher. Gets this thread back on topic.
How do you plan to counter the retribution from her “brothers”?
Most binglang girls aren’t even “of age”, right? Which means you’ve just been caught with a 14 year old… So, what are your next 10 steps (i.e. to avoid becoming your hardcore prisoner roommate’s little bitch)?