Use sex toys as props in your junior high school buxiban class.
Punch a fellow teacher in the mouth for the above mentioned method. It works!
but use sausages. this gives you better deniability with the wife, something i think you have to keep in mind. âHoney, you know how muchâŚâ if you donât work at a buxiban, you can take it to a girls high school, maybe First Girls. perfect, right near pres palace, plenty of cops and tv people around.
Only 18?
Aim a little lower for deportation. 
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SooooâŚWhat youâre saying is that if I had had sex with my (now) wife five odd years ago when I first got here, I would no longer be here? Bummer! 
Though on my recent trip home to Germany, we Germans were all radical environmentalists, communists, living from social security (strangely named after a mountain region in Germany: Harz), unemployed or driving 10 year old cars. The rest were neo-darwinistic idiots wanting to take away the Harz mountains from the others (no wait, the social welfare).
And worst of all, chocolate had doubled in price. I found Belgian truffles had gone up from 2.99 to 7.99 at RealKauf. Damned, then they are cheaper at Carrefour now!
Well⌠maybe I delay that doing a 17y.o. politicians daughter in a dutch tulip farmer costume while singing âTaiwan is part of the P.R.Câ and threatening her with a pink vibrating tulip in public for a while⌠
Youâre an Ossie?
eat a cat in front of a bunch of cat loversâŚ
I know. Pick up a guitar and start the first song of a short performanceâŚin Taidong County. Youâll be in shackles before you get to the chorus. (Anyone remember that one?)
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Nein, just know both parts. But my depiction is more suitable for the eastern part, correct.
Open up a dealership selling theseâŚ
Trabant old model! Hao ke ai âŚ
Yepp, with growing prices in Germany, there may be a market for such cars soon again. Maybe the Tata from India 
Another way to get deported.
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Poor guy though. Seems like he has dementia or something, canât remember where in Japan he lived.
Yeah that story from Hualien County is really sad.
Japanese guys who fall off the grid fall really hard.
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Thatâs true. They either are an overworked suit working until 1am walking around watching tenticle porn or they fall off the grid hard.
A bit tounge in cheek but not by much. Too much pressure creates this
I prefer it when Canadians, not Japanese, get deported.
Like this bloke 
âŚâŚ.some of the old timers will remember this.
Reminds us, especially those whoâs Chinese didnât reach news comprehension level. 
yeah. thatâs a CRT tv