How to get rid of a huntsman spider

HP? Hewlett-Packard? Hija de puta?

I’m not sure what exactly happened to your wallet though.

I thought she was somehow referencing H.P. Lovecraft…

I gotta say I’m jealous that people encounter such awesome spiders. All we get at our place is a cute little gecko every now and then.

I also thought of that weirdo.

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A black widow is tiny

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Hija de la grandísima puta

In my escape, I threw some of my packages on the floor. The wallet with the phone somehow bounced and fell on the recycling bin at the entrance.

The spider god is a wrathful god. If you want to dispel the bad juju, you may need to sacrifice your firstborn child.

Next time take a vacuum-cleaner and suck it up.

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Eh…The vacuum cleaner was inside the house while the Beast held me hostage outside.

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Why kill it?

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Big tin or pot carefully over it, paper or thin carton under it, voila, ready to release in nature.

You overestimate my courage, my good sir.

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@Icon next time that happens, just call me and I will be there ASAP. It sounds funny as fuck, I want to take pictures :smiley:

No me simpatizas!

They are sooo cute! "Little spider just loves humans, the problem? They’re terrified of him! "

https://youtu.be/DsGvT2DYJMc

https://youtu.be/VrS6akzR3sk

https://youtu.be/BPo8MG1pJ8w

No.

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So my pal who rescues cats -she’s got like 17- woke up in the midddle of the night to find that one of her precious -cannot tell who- caught a huntsman spider …that was carrying an egg. You can imagine where this is going.

Wish I could share with you the video of the cats meowing at the sight of 3000 mini spiders spreading around the ultra clean pearly white bathroom tiles…

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HELP!!!

There is a Friggin huge spider hugging the porcelain throne!!!

Of all the puto places, it chooses my commode. Almost sat on it … until it moved its pincers.

How did it get here?! I am breaking the rule of no insecticide. This beast has gone too far.

Hate summer, hate summer, hate puto summer!

Invite him for dinner. Set a place for him next to Bobby. Maybe he’ll help with dishes if you ask nicely!

It might mean there is food for it.