HP? Hewlett-Packard? Hija de puta?
I’m not sure what exactly happened to your wallet though.
HP? Hewlett-Packard? Hija de puta?
I’m not sure what exactly happened to your wallet though.
I thought she was somehow referencing H.P. Lovecraft…
I gotta say I’m jealous that people encounter such awesome spiders. All we get at our place is a cute little gecko every now and then.
I also thought of that weirdo.
Hija de la grandísima puta
In my escape, I threw some of my packages on the floor. The wallet with the phone somehow bounced and fell on the recycling bin at the entrance.
The spider god is a wrathful god. If you want to dispel the bad juju, you may need to sacrifice your firstborn child.
Next time take a vacuum-cleaner and suck it up.
Eh…The vacuum cleaner was inside the house while the Beast held me hostage outside.
Why kill it?
Big tin or pot carefully over it, paper or thin carton under it, voila, ready to release in nature.
You overestimate my courage, my good sir.
@Icon next time that happens, just call me and I will be there ASAP. It sounds funny as fuck, I want to take pictures
No me simpatizas!
They are sooo cute! "Little spider just loves humans, the problem? They’re terrified of him! "
No.
So my pal who rescues cats -she’s got like 17- woke up in the midddle of the night to find that one of her precious -cannot tell who- caught a huntsman spider …that was carrying an egg. You can imagine where this is going.
Wish I could share with you the video of the cats meowing at the sight of 3000 mini spiders spreading around the ultra clean pearly white bathroom tiles…
HELP!!!
There is a Friggin huge spider hugging the porcelain throne!!!
Of all the puto places, it chooses my commode. Almost sat on it … until it moved its pincers.
How did it get here?! I am breaking the rule of no insecticide. This beast has gone too far.
Hate summer, hate summer, hate puto summer!
Invite him for dinner. Set a place for him next to Bobby. Maybe he’ll help with dishes if you ask nicely!
It might mean there is food for it.