I live on top of a market. Of course there is food for it.
But the bathroom only has mold as far as I can see.
I’ll invite it to swim with the fishies.
Eight legs, think about it. Dishes done in no time.
And what if he doesn’t drown and he decides to revenge your attempted murder! “Nice life you have there, Icon. Heh heh…” 
Talking about soap, I have sprayed the commode and surrounding areas in mold cleaner. Hope it gets the eviction memo.
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I am eating out. I have food at home but I need to pee.
Hate spiders.
How to get rid of a large 8-legged furball?
Fry it in a wok, sprinkle it with chicken salt, and eat the sucker.
Works for the Cambodians. 
I slightly less hate eight leg creatures than six leg creatures.
I have found a satisfactory solution.
I despise them all. But can’t use chemicals that also harm my pets. The salt gun it is.
Fun fact: they like to live inside your car, and drop down from the sun visor while you’re driving
Eat them, lot’s of protein!
Indeed. I thought she liked the hairy type.
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It’s probably thanks to that hairy fella that you can have such rule.
Or maybe your rule made your home the perfect place for that thing to live.
Either way I see a beneficial symbiosis.
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Like jagulars.
Why do they have to WARN you that it’s the all-new version 2.0? Is it likely to have some fatal design flaw or something?
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Dream job.
Cute little guy.
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Hoo boy, he must be all of 1/10,000 of your weight! 
You should probably gather up a handful of flying insects, and make a sacrifice nearby. He probably won’t bother you again until fall.
They catch cockroaches, which are far nastier in my opinion.
By the way, those huge orb weavers that you see while hiking in Taiwan are pretty gentle…
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