Ladies, which ONE thing should a guy tell you to impress you?
I still have the scars from the time I was attacked by a Komodo dragon.
In my spare time I’m building a rocket
I once swam the Rio Grande naked
I was once shipwrecked
I can drink more rum than most people can safely imagine
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The Buttercup has been advising The Raven on romance. It’s a difficult process.
They had some discussion about “what’s cool”, what stories to tell an intended Ravenette. Comments from the assembled luminaries of forumosa are invited.
Peeps, if you want to impress a lady you should be telling her how great she is, not how great you are. Geez, didn’t they teach you that in “Picking up Chicks, 101?” Elementary, my dear Raven!
erm how about: -
I’ve been married for twenty years, never been out of work, cheated on my wife or broken the law. I helped raise 4 fine children all of whom are now independent and none of whom have ever tried crack.
[quote=“Edgar Allen”]erm how about: -
I’ve been married for twenty years, never been out of work, cheated on my wife or broken the law. I helped raise 4 fine children all of whom are now independent and none of whom have ever tried crack.
I reckon that would impress most girls.[/quote]
Maybe, yes, however if you wanted to take her to bed, it would most likely be a show stopper.
[quote=“The Raven”]Squawk! What happened to The Raven’s other 2 options?
Oh well, please supply two alternatives of your own to help a poor bird get laid.[/quote]There’s your problem there. Birds don’t get laid, eggs do, by birds.
[quote=“Edgar Allen”]erm how about: -
I’ve been married for twenty years, never been out of work, cheated on my wife or broken the law. I helped raise 4 fine children all of whom are now independent and none of whom have ever tried crack.
I reckon that would impress most girls.[/quote]
Well, take out the broken the law part and I’m impressed.