How to liven things up

Threads that talk about sex, drugs, money, and booze really do well.

Let’s see. My serious money makers thread. Pattersons make me rich thread. The Janet Jackson’s tittie thread. They are all becoming movers and shakers.

Let’s get some more topics out there. I’ll be starting a few.

Bassman, I really hadnt seen your thread about money until after I wrote mine. Spooky aint it! Also, is it bass like the fish or the sound? Your name reminds me of a Seinfeld episode, with a certain assman.

I think good thread topics would include:

  1. Arguments supporting a ban on all scooters,
  2. Taiwanese porn mags, where are they?
  3. Why is a snickers bar so expensive when a coke is dirt cheap?
  4. Old Taiwanese women should have signs on their backs indicating the fact. It saves Westerners from imagining a potential hotty, only to discover she is someones ugly old mother round the front. Discuss.

[quote=“patterson”]Bassman, I really hadnt seen your thread about money until after I wrote mine. Spooky aint it! Also, is it bass like the fish or the sound? Your name reminds me of a Seinfeld episode, with a certain assman.

I think good thread topics would include:

  1. Arguments supporting a ban on all scooters,
    [/quote]
    Great, and NOW where are we gonna park :laughing:

In certain bookstores and online

Snickers bars are expensive? And what kind of “coke” are you talking about :stuck_out_tongue: :laughing:

STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE, YOU PERV!!! :x :shock: :laughing:

[quote=“acearle”]Quote:
4) Old Taiwanese women should have signs on their backs indicating the fact. It saves Westerners from imagining a potential hotty, only to discover she is someones ugly old mother round the front. Discuss.

STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE, YOU PERV!!! [/quote]

Hmmm. What did you say you wanted for that Marshall? NT$1,500 wasn’t it?
Your wife will be happy to receive a copy of this post, I’m sure. :wink:

acearle, you’re not blueface666, are you?
that woman in your photo blog has huge nipples!
like wine corks.

[quote=“sandman”][quote=“acearle”]Quote:
4) Old Taiwanese women should have signs on their backs indicating the fact. It saves Westerners from imagining a potential hotty, only to discover she is someones ugly old mother round the front. Discuss.

STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE, YOU PERV!!! [/quote]

Hmmm. What did you say you wanted for that Marshall? NT$1,500 wasn’t it?
Your wife will be happy to receive a copy of this post, I’m sure. :wink:[/quote]

Errr…uhhh…yeah, I said I’d PAY you NT$1500 to take it, right :laughing:. Actually, in all fairness TO said spousal unit, she is my main model these days and before she sheared off all her hair got quite a few lamei cat calls :smiley:. I just couldn’t resist (we just discovered that one of our employees COULD, technically, be our biological daughter…if THAT don’t make you feel old, what else will :frowning: :smiley::D)

[quote=“Alien”]acearle, you’re not blueface666, are you?
that woman in your photo blog has huge nipples!
like wine corks.[/quote]

Lol, nope…I tend to stick with one moniker on a site pretty much for ever. Have had the same one on a musicians forum for so long now (4 years) that when people see my post count they wonder if I actually have a life…err…well, after retiring from music I really DON’T have a life outside of running my school (that’s death, not life) and photography (need more models, any age/sex/race/body shape/state of dress…finding models out here is a pain…just gimme a FACE to photograph, trees are getting dull).

I gotta admit, though, that with the temperatures where they’ve been I might HAVE a blueface :smiley:.

Now where is that “naked pictures of my wife” thread.

www.letothersperve.com :smiley:

I have been there, oh yes, I have been there. When you get round the front you want to rip your eyes out and see a shrink to forget about what you may have been thinking

[quote]patterson wrote:
4) Old Taiwanese women should have signs on their backs indicating the fact. It saves Westerners from imagining a potential hotty, only to discover she is someones ugly old mother round the front. Discuss.

Bassman wrote:
I have been there, oh yes, I have been there. When you get round the front you want to rip your eyes out and see a shrink to forget about what you may have been thinking[/quote]

Or you could just grab yourself a paper bag. :wink:

Wowsers. I just saw an article in a Taiwanese mag about

How to liven things up? easy

Start a thread bitching about how Taiwan and Taiwanese suck when compared to your country will surely get a lot of input. :laughing:

[quote=“Bassman”]Wowsers. I just saw an article in a Taiwanese mag about

[quote=“meiguolangren”][quote=“Bassman”]Wowsers. I just saw an article in a Taiwanese mag about

Don’t understand why so many people would want to see anybody else P. Someone going to the bathroom is not sexy to me.

acearle, i saw the pictures. Thats almost what I am talking about, bearing in mind i am a young man. Its the old, body from baywatch, face from crimewatch scenarios I am talking about. Especially with women in their 30s to 50s. You just cant tell what your in for from the back. And I dont subscribe to the old adage “dont look at the fire place when stoking the fire.”
I took a poll, and yes, i am shallow!

Wrong thread, there’s already a “what’s your fetish”:
forumosa.com/3/viewtopic.php?t=14260

BTW, happy Festival of the Lactating Sheep to all the neopagans and bagpipers out there!

Patterson wrote

Oh dear, I think that you are being unkind. I think the lady in the photos looks charming.

[quote=“patterson”]acearle, I saw the pictures. Thats almost what I am talking about, bearing in mind I am a young man. Its the old, body from baywatch, face from crimewatch scenarios I am talking about. Especially with women in their 30s to 50s. You just cant tell what your in for from the back. And I don’t subscribe to the old adage “dont look at the fire place when stoking the fire.”
I took a poll, and yes, I am shallow![/quote]

Lol…I’m the opposite, old enough to have been truly shocked that, biologically according to time and age, I COULD be the father of one of my employees :shock: . Still depressed by that, but the upside is that I can oogle anyone I find attractive in a wider range of ages :smiley: (and if I miss one, my wife is usually kind enough to point her out for me :laughing:).

Just wait 'til you find yourself old enough to be the father of one of your superiors! That’ll REALLY hurt!
And don’t listen to these wet-behind-the-ears callow youths – your wife looks mighty fine to me (although who knows what she’ll look like when she gets my blackmail demand … er … I mean my negotiation terms). Still, that’ll be your problem, not mine. Just tape the money in beside the reverb tank and pop that puppy on the train for me.