Well, it’s worth a try, surely? Five minutes of making bizarre noises in exchange for a potentially more peaceful life? I’d do it if I had a baby to practice on. Come to think of it, I might try it surreptitiously on the MRT or something. Next time I hear a baby crying, I’ll make some wine-tasting noises nearby, and pretend I’m just being a regular crazy foreigner. Then if the baby shuts up, I’ll graciously reveal my secret.
Well, it’s worth a try, surely? Five minutes of making bizarre noises in exchange for a potentially more peaceful life? I’d do it if I had a baby to practice on. Come to think of it, I might try it surreptitiously on the MRT or something. Next time I hear a baby crying, I’ll make some wine-tasting noises nearby, and pretend I’m just being a regular crazy foreigner. Then if the baby shuts up, I’ll graciously reveal my secret.[/quote]
[quote=“Big Fluffy Matthew”]I would make a noise at 18Hz and give it something to really cry about.[/quote]Is that the fabled “brown note”? I don’t think babies need any help with that.
Come to think of it, the units in that article are up the creek, aren’t they? 6000-8000 mHz is just 6-8 Hz, hardly a sound at all really. And nowhere near the sound made by tasting wine. Perhaps they meant 6000-8000 Hz.
I still think it’s worth a try. People make all sorts of other bizarre noises at babies; why not try this one? If it can calm them down a bit sometimes, that’s got to be worth something.
I still think it’s worth a try. People make all sorts of other bizarre noises at babies; why not try this one? If it can calm them down a bit sometimes, that’s got to be worth something.[/quote]
I have another noise you could try…
whrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmm!
I still think it’s worth a try. People make all sorts of other bizarre noises at babies; why not try this one? If it can calm them down a bit sometimes, that’s got to be worth something.[/quote]
I have another noise you could try…
whrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmm!
How was that? Effective?[/quote]It’s a good sound for a Doctor Who episode but a bit scary for babies IMO. Unfortunately, I don’t have one handy to try it out on.
Anyway, if I were a betting man I’d put money on the slurpy sound beating it.
And if the baby isn’t asleep and is still crying, at least you will be smashed enough to crash out and the crying won’t bother you… But then again it may sound worse in the morning when you wake up with a terrible hangover… :shh:
The vacuum cleaner? Our little one is petrified of it. A look of abject fear comes across his face when it is switched on. Poor little mite but it is quite funny.