HOw to make a woman happy ? How to make a man happy ?
(friend emailed me this gem)
It’s not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:
- a friend
- a companion
- a lover
- a brother
- a father
- a master
- a chef
- an electrician
- a carpenter
- a plumber
- a mechanic
- a decorator
- a stylist
- a sexologist
- a gynecologist
- a psychologist
- a pest exterminator
- a psychiatrist
- a healer
- a good listener
- an organizer
- a good father
- very clean
- sympathetic
- athletic
- warm
- attentive
- gallant
- intelligent
- funny
- creative
- tender
- strong
- understanding
- tolerant
- prudent
- ambitious
- capable
- courageous
- determined
- true
- dependable
- passionate
- compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
- give her compliments regularly
- love shopping
- be honest
- be very rich
- not stress her out
- not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
- give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
- give her lots of time, especially time for herself
- give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
- Never to forget:
- birthdays
- anniversaries
- arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
-
Show up naked
2. Bring alcohol
The Chief’s really gonna get up yo ass for this one!
[quote=“tommy525”]
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
-
Show up naked
2. Bring alcohol[/quote]
What a load of shite!
Who’s going to cook breakfast?
And tell one that it’s time to change the music?
I actually do the breakfast, after partaking of what she puts out (for breakfast I mean). 
And i guess you play the same music overandoverandover again.
No im not allowed to play ANY of my music. Shes in charge of any music being played. Age gap !
hah! Word is out! no wonder you’re so agro, calling women bitches & girls etc.
Never ever surrender control of the music, the heat of a certain moment not withstanding.
Tell me this, does she like Sade? Annie Lennox? Joan Jett? Nina Hagen?
That is truly music worth surrendering to…
in the meantime at least!
Dam good stuff u quoted. I remember being in a pub in Taipei where they had this girl and her band copying Joan Jett to a T (or a J) and she came with her 200 or 300 groupies too. AWESOME set she put on. Just AWESOME>. She and her band were great.
Hey idont call women bitches, im too nice for that. 
I might call one a bee–ahhh-ch tho?
[color=#FF0080]“I don’t give a damn
‘Bout my reputation
I’ve never been afraid of any deviation
An’ I don’t really care
If ya think I’m strange
I ain’t gonna change
An’ I’m never gonna care
'Bout my bad reputation”[/color]
