If it has one of the other Baldwin brothers
It is Starring Dolph Lundgren
it will be ripped apart by Tarantino years later who’ll claim it as original work.
[quote=“whitetiger”]If it has one of the other Baldwin brothers
It it is Starring Dolph Lundgren[/quote]
Sounds like a cracker, hehe.
[quote=“irishstu”][quote=“whitetiger”]If it has one of the other Baldwin brothers
It it is Starring Dolph Lundgren[/quote]
Sounds like a cracker, hehe.[/quote]
Looks like one too. Whitetiger’s avatar, that is. Naughty!
Eeek! I never noticed that. I don’t really look at avavtars, especially the silly flashing ones, so they usually pass me by.
And that’s certainly a flashing one, no doubt about it.
so, if we had the titmouse, this would be the…er…
Getting back on topic…
[quote=“whitetiger”]If it has one of the other Baldwin brothers
It is Starring Dolph Lundgren[/quote]
and/or…
… it is about a giant/mutant snake/spider/crocodile.
helicopters
Ones that explode behind hills.
gratuitous tits and meangingless explosions on the cover?
if it has a number in the title
(scary movie 12 is just going to blow you all away)
When lot’s of forumosans watch it …
Ones that explode behind hills.[/quote]
And the hills look like they are from the set of MASH.
when it’s big budget Hollywood.
Ten Signs that You Might Be Watching a B-Movie
The main actor’s last big role was playing the chubby kid on some 80’s sitcom (or better yet, commercial).
If the words “radioactive” and “mutant” appears in the synopsis.
There are girls in bikinis and marginally attractive guys ogling them on the front cover/movie poster.
The trailer has hiphop or garage band music playing with the sound of the needle being lifted suddenly because of some “surprising” scene or phrase. I have yet to see an intelligent movie have this cliched sound effect in its trailer.
There’s a Benny-Hill styled fast forward slapstick chase scene (often coupled with a slowed down scene with someone talking in a low, slow voice).
You’ve seen more authentic sets in your high school’s rendition of Grease.
Jim Carrey used to be a sign. Now he’s only a sign of a B movie if he has weird hair in it.
They are already selling merchandise for it before the movie’s even finished production (making sure that they can sell the products before people get a chance to see how horrible it is).
Two words: Lindsay Lohan.
And the number one sign that you might be watching a B-movie…
It’s the sequel of a remake.
Ocean’s 13 anyone?