Something everybody should know…I guess.
[quote]MOST people have been abducted by aliens, say some UFO experts – so odds are you’re one of them.
“Extraterrestrials possess the ability to wipe human memory clean,” said Dr. J. Albert Longneck, a UFO investigator from Houston, Texas. “You could be kidnapped once or twice a week and you wouldn’t remember a thing.”
But there are detectable signs that you’ve been taken aboard a spacecraft and examined, according to Dr. Longneck. Here is a revealing excerpt from his upcoming book Did I Forget I Was Kidnapped By Aliens?
So that also happens to you when you drink Taiwan Beer? 
I woke up with an extra organ this morning. I hope they let me keep it.
I woke up with what looked like an extra organ of stout proportions. Strangely, by the time I got to the shower it was gone.
I woke up with what looked like an extra organ of stout proportions. Strangely, by the time I got to the shower it was gone.[/quote]
Yep…That happens all the time. 
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If nothing else abductees usually remember the anal probe.