Okay, your ideas may differ, but I reckon any regular user and abuser of the flob should be able to identify the following sorry examples of humanity.
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Likely to have snorted laundry detergent as an “experiment.” Oh, I almost forgot - he has the largest porn collection in Taipei.
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The Taiwan rep for Doctor Pee (adult diapers).
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An Irish bastard obsessed with Sandman’s knob.
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The female poster most likely to cause shrinkage of the willy.
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Least likely to be Changhua’s tourism rep.
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Most likely to use the four-lettered “C” word.
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A rapid anti-American dipshit (Opps, my mistake - that covers about half the posters). Okay the new question is: Which forumosan recently had a bad “moving” experience?
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Bad spelling but we don’t notice (distracted by her fine figure).
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Most likely to post a youtube video of some cute girls (who just happen to be scantily clad).
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The poster who is most likely to waterboard Canadians as a pleasant weekend pastime.
[quote=“almas john”]Okay, your ideas may differ, but I reckon any regular user and abuser of the flob should be able to identify the following sorry examples of humanity.
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Likely to have snorted laundry detergent as an “experiment.” Oh, I almost forgot - he has the largest porn collection in Taipei.
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The Taiwan rep for Doctor Pee (adult diapers).
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An Irish bastard obsessed with Sandman’s knob.
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The female poster most likely to cause shrinkage of the willy.
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Least likely to be Changhua’s tourism rep.
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Most likely to use the four-lettered “C” word.
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A rapid anti-American dipshit (Opps, my mistake - that covers about half the posters). Okay the new question is: Which forumosan recently had a bad “moving” experience?
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Bad spelling but we don’t notice (distracted by her fine figure).
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Most likely to post a youtube video of some cute girls (who just happen to be scantily clad).
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The poster who is most likely to waterboard Canadians as a pleasant weekend pastime.[/quote]
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Why, I’ve achieved virtual fame at last! Got a needle xchange happening?
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Dunno, but urodacus has extensive knowledge.
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Irishstu???
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Dear Ms Buttercup
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Dunno. Have no interest in Chunghua. Drugs hard to find.
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Hehe Mr Sandman.
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Me, and 90% of the posters.
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Ms Housecat
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I rock more than Tommy.
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Almas John
- Prolly the chief.
And you’d better not be calling me ugly, aj. Or I’ll kick you in the nuts.
- Also, could be anyone.
[quote=“jimipresley”][quote=“almas john”]Okay, your ideas may differ, but I reckon any regular user and abuser of the flob should be able to identify the following sorry examples of humanity.
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Likely to have snorted laundry detergent as an “experiment.” Oh, I almost forgot - he has the largest porn collection in Taipei.
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The Taiwan rep for Doctor Pee (adult diapers).
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An Irish bastard obsessed with Sandman’s knob.
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The female poster most likely to cause shrinkage of the willy.
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Least likely to be Changhua’s tourism rep.
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Most likely to use the four-lettered “C” word.
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A rapid anti-American dipshit (Opps, my mistake - that covers about half the posters). Okay the new question is: Which forumosan recently had a bad “moving” experience?
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Bad spelling but we don’t notice (distracted by her fine figure).
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Most likely to post a youtube video of some cute girls (who just happen to be scantily clad).
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The poster who is most likely to waterboard Canadians as a pleasant weekend pastime.[/quote]
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Why, I’ve achieved virtual fame at last! Got a needle xchange happening?
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Dunno, but urodacus has extensive knowledge.
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Irishstu???
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Dear Ms Buttercup
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Dunno. Have no interest in Chunghua. Drugs hard to find.
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Hehe Mr Sandman.
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Me, and 90% of the posters.
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Ms Housecat
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I rock more than Tommy.
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Almas John[/quote]
God, a damn fine effort my fellow degenerate! Yes, No. 1 was a bit obvious! I’ll post the answers (well, my answers at 10:30).
[quote=“marboulette”]1- jimi
3- Stu
4- Buttercup
6- The Chief
8- Namahottie
9- Tommy
10- Chewy
OK, I win.
marboulette[/quote]
Mate,
You obviously spend too much time online. I’ll give you my answers soon.
[quote=“almas john”]1. Likely to have snorted laundry detergent as an “experiment.” Oh, I almost forgot - he has the largest porn collection in Taipei. The combination of drug and porn depravity - it could only be Jimi!
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The Taiwan rep for Doctor Pee (adult diapers). Sandman. Two clues; I once made a joke about this, and he once made a post about suffering from irritable Bowel Syndrome (i.e. alcoholic Scot bastard).
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An Irish bastard obsessed with Sandman’s knob. Irishstu
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The female poster most likely to cause shrinkage of the willy. Well, her huge vocab gives some posters wood, but I’m afriad I ran this throught a really big computer and it came up with “Buttercup.”
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Least likely to be Changhua’s tourism rep. Okami. Good work Funk!
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Most likely to use the four-lettered “C” word. The chief. My granny would give him a bloody good spanking!
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A rapid anti-American dipshit (Opps, my mistake - that covers about half the posters). Okay the new question is: Which forumosan recently had a bad “moving” experience? Poor Omni - had money, ID and documents stolen during his recent move from Xindian to Linkou.
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Bad spelling but we don’t notice (distracted by her fine figure). Namahottie and Housecat.
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Most likely to post a youtube video of some cute girls (who just happen to be scantily clad). Tommy.
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The poster who is most likely to waterboard Canadians as a pleasant weekend pastime. Well, folks would be lining up for this one. I reckon front of the queue would be Chewy, me, and Tainan Cowboy.[/quote]
btw when i said the lovely namahottie… housecat is also lovely
Yep, they would make a damn fine sandwich! 
Would have been nice to see some of the wimmin posters at the last Forumosa Happy Hour. Would have been nice to see you, too, my beloved fellow degenerate.
Coot? Not me, I’m no ornithologist.
Deuce Dropper,
What is your problem?
Were you force feed kiwifruit as a youngster?
Are you a frustrated American?
You sound like a fucking loser! Oh God, we have a lot in common! We should get together for a massive booze up - nobody leaves until someone is dead.
No, no. It’s just too easy. Since you posted your answers, and since I won, here’s mine:
1- Used to sport the signature: “It’s what you do when no one is looking that counts.”
2- This poster I miss dearly, more than any other former posters. His handle is a literal reflection of REALLY difficult times in his life and his move to Taiwan. After he left Taiwan, he stopped posting. 
I hope he’s alright.
3- Single parent who used to live in Renwu, just outside of Kaohsiung, where he/she fed strays and homeless folks. And no, you can’t out yourself, let others guess first, please.
4- Big-hearted fellow, and the only poster who would not download copyright files even if his life depended on it. Dead set against piracy. Probably my favorite on par with #2 above.
5- This poster posted a long post in which he claimed having killed someone when he was younger and never got caught for it. He later said that it was not true, but to this day I don’t believe him. I still think he did it, but he had no intentions in doing so according to his post.
marboulette
Joking aside for a minute Mr. Sandman, did you not say your kilt “routine” was good for selling adult diapers? Anyway, it’s embarrassing but it is a good product to get out there. Good luck with your sales in 2009.
Joking aside for a minute Mr. Sandman, did you not say your kilt “routine” was good for selling adult diapers? Anyway, it’s embarrassing but it is a good product to get out there. Good luck with your sales in 2009.[/quote]
Its getting harder. To paraphrase a well-known druggie of days gone by: “Don’t stay dry on your own supply.” I have scant inventory these days.
