How&Where U Meet Ur Man/Cute, Funny Things My Man Does&Says

Where’d U Meet Your Man?

  • At the playground
  • At the library
  • Online chatroom/forum
  • At a concert/event/gathering
  • Personal ad
  • Through friends/family/co-workers
  • At work

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All the good threads in D&R are about posters’ women. We need a good bitchin thread about posters’ boys/men. Some of us don’t do women.

Trying to fit them all into one thread cuz I’ll be asked to “Do a fuckin search, n00b!” or “That’s why you got your little prissy Women’s Forum!” etc.

Not that the threads on women ain’t funny! I actually quite enjoy reading them!

There’s no option for ‘Bear Traps’.

This is gonna be a short thread. Unless you ladies are going to list ALL your past conquests.

Sigh…jdsmith, you know I do what I can…I do what I can…if it’s a short thread it’s only because there aren’t enough female F.commers who bother posting personal info about their men.

Otherwise, you’re right, we’ll just have to reveal our past conquests, sweet ol’ Buttercup and me. Maybe I can drag Erhu to post something. Or that Eastern European I forget her name.

Or maybe this will be temporized before that even happens.

Ve shall see…

But we forumosan ladies must be discreet, no?

Why start now?

Oh, yeah, shhh! From now on, you’re C-cup and I’ll be 419. No one will get that. Trust me.

I first met my current man at a Buddy Masin Rumblers concert. I thought he was…just ok lah.

I don’t think your JDlady would like to know how you got the clap :wink:

We’re always only seven posts away from the clap on f.com

Well sheeeeeeeeee-it, woman. Look who he had as competition. He was damn lucky to get an OK lah, and face it, he only got THAT because I hadn’t shined my shoes enough.

Well sheeeeeeeeee-it, woman. Look who he had as competition. He was damn lucky to get an OK lah, and face it, he only got THAT because I hadn’t shined my shoes enough.[/quote]

Steppin out on me again, huh. NO more beer for you, laddie :no-no:

No-one ever calls me B-cup for some reason. Two reasons, actually.

Met? Actually MET him… Well… uhm… he’s my best friend’s ex boyfriend.



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Waiting for the comments.

“Met? Actually MET him… Well… uhm… he’s my best friend’s ex boyfriend.”

Is she still your best friend? Isn’t that a little awkward sometimes? Do you compare? Is this the comment you were expecting? Was that predictable? Yes…Why? No…Why not? Is it possible to stop asking questions once you start?

She is still my best friend.
It is not awkward, I don’t think (she might post otherwise)
We dont’ compare but I call her a lot to ask advice or vent about him being a PAIN IN THE ASS.
This is not the comment I was expecting.
No, it was not. I was more expecting someone to rag me about being a homewrecker which would not be the case because I said “he is my best friends Ex boyfriend” not “he was my best friend’s boyfriend” which is actually different if you think about it.
It is possible to stop which you exhibited by stopping.

Buttercup’s International Tried and Tested Places to Meet Boys List, 1989-2003.

Stockport/Manchester 1989-1992
North Area College 6th form common room
The Nelson, Stockport Road
The Ritz, Whitworth Street (on Mondays)
Jilly’s, Oxford Road

Glastonbury Festival 1992
Watching Lou Reed.

Glasgow 1993-1997
Jim’s Bar, Queen Margaret Union (High success rate here due to 75p pints)
Nice and Sleazy’s, Sauchiehall Street
The Cathouse
The Old Athenaeum Theatre, Buchanan St

Montpellier 1997-8
Cafe near Des Arceaux

Bangkok 1998-2000
The Saxophone
A boat

Taipei 2000-2003
Shane Christmas party
45’s
99’s

Not telling after 2003. :slight_smile:

[quote=“SuchAFob”]She is still my best friend.
It is not awkward, I don’t think (she might post otherwise)
We dont’ compare but I call her a lot to ask advice or vent about him being a PAIN IN THE ASS.
This is not the comment I was expecting.
No, it was not. I was more expecting someone to rag me about being a homewrecker which would not be the case because I said “he is my best friends Ex boyfriend” not “he was my best friend’s boyfriend” which is actually different if you think about it.
It is possible to stop which you exhibited by stopping.[/quote]

The last question was a metaphorical one…or is it rhetorical? Well, one of them anyways. This guy must be quite a cute, lovable character…gets passed from one lovely woman to another.

I had an interview at an office, and he was already an employee there. You’ll never guess who I was introduced to within 30 seconds of meeting my man. Okay, maybe it’s too easy.

Sandman.

So sandman has been present at least twice when women in this thread met their men. He’s a regular Cupid!

A real, manly, man doesn’t do or say cute things. He induces them in her.

Nah, I weren’t gonna say nothing to you, SuchaFOB. Just gonna ask you whether you were currently involved, your waist and bust size, and were you busy tonight?

Turned out you was. How many women in Taiwan gimme that same old “language exchange at Starbucks/McDonalds” excuse. Damn. And I thought I had a sure thing!

(Slicks back balding hair, tucks in overripe beer belly, acts like I’m 20 years younger)

Uh…hey babe. Wanna, uh, you know?

(Astonishly gets 500 chicks with such an approach)