Hugo Chavez has An Inordinately Large Head

This bloke looks like a character out of Dr. Who. But who cares as Venezuela keeps churning out gorgeous women and supplying Cuba with oil at preferential prices to Castro so that his country can keep on churning out fit athletic women that go for five bucks a pop near the dollar resorts?

Comments about the mess that is Venezuela more serious than the above may be posted here, if anyone really cares about Venezuela or any other subject other than bloody Iraq.

BroonHead

good article here on chavez etc…
baltimorechronicle.com/08160 … last.shtml

"Winning most of the votes, said a White House spokesman, did not make Chavez’ government “legitimate.”

more proof the US doesn’t support democracy - but only democracy that they can control…

Great he won. I can imagine cheney getting his cronies together to plot a coup (again) because an elected president doesn’t bow down to the US…

Well BroonAle,

If you you don’t like his big noggin, then maybe you could find a way to give him a little head.

DB:

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So Broon Ale:

Are you going to take that lying down or stand up for it?

[quote=“European”]good article here on chavez etc…
baltimorechronicle.com/08160 … last.shtml

"Winning most of the votes, said a White House spokesman, did not make Chavez’ government “legitimate.”

more proof the US doesn’t support democracy - but only democracy that they can control…

Great he won. I can imagine cheney getting his cronies together to plot a coup (again) because an elected president doesn’t bow down to the US…[/quote]

Since Chavez was first elected six years ago, Venezuelans

Ah but Chewycorns:

It makes so many Liberals and Jimmy Carter wannabes “feel” good, and that after all is what is most important. Better to be equal in poverty than unequal in prosperity.

It looks like Venezuela might be about to have a Taiwan-like recount! Unfortunately, it seems the Venezuelan process wasn’t quite as transparent as Taiwans election …

iht.com/articles/534518.html

[quote] The perception that a massive electronic fraud led to President Hugo Ch

Do the Shermans (yanks) allow Cubans to immigrate to to Gringolandia?
Apparently Cuban billionaires who contribute to the reelection campaign of Bush and Genghis Cheney are welome but the rest of the population is not. This displays yet again the Bush administration’s grasp of economics.
If the US were to allow the athletic $5 a pop Cuban slags to which Broonale refers into the US the Shermans wouldn’t spend those putadollars in Cuba (which are effectivly helping Fidel to stay in power) but in Miami which would stimulate the US economy. This would be doubly effective for Dubya and Genghis because it would give them a few bob more for their next invasion whilst at the same time hurting the Cuban economy and putting Fidel on the ropes at home.

[quote=“wooster”]Do the Shermans (yanks) allow Cubans to immigrate to to Gringolandia?
Apparently Cuban billionaires who contribute to the reelection campaign of Bush and Genghis Cheney are welome but the rest of the population is not. This displays yet again the Bush administration’s grasp of economics.
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And why not? If we let people in, might as well let the ones with money in. :laughing:

I gotta say how disappointed I am, man. I saw the thread title, “Hugo Chavez has An Inordinately Large Head,” and BroonAle’s name at the beginning and Durins Bane’s at the end and thought, “I can’t imagine Durins Bane agreeing with BroonAle, so he must be making the case for Hugo Chavez having a normal-size head, or even a smallish head.” But what do I find? Talk of Cuban billionaires! :offtopic: :laughing:

[quote=“wooster”]Do the Shermans (yanks) allow Cubans to immigrate to to Gringolandia?
Apparently Cuban billionaires who contribute to the reelection campaign of Bush and Genghis Cheney are welome but the rest of the population is not. This displays yet again the Bush administration’s grasp of economics.[/quote]
Wow, you’re really amazingly incompetent.

Any Cuban who makes it to U.S. soil is automatically allowed to remain.

It used to be that any Cuban who managed to get into the ocean and outside Cuba’s territorial waters was allowed into the U.S., but President William Jefferson Clinton changed that policy and started having the U.S. Coast Guard forcibly repatriate Cubans who hadn’t actually made landfall on U.S. shores.

Considering how pathetically awful your fact-checking is, I guess I’ll throw you in the “ignore” bin.

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Oh the imagery…there is a great comedy sketch in there. Imagine that in a court…

I have just managed to compose myself after a tearful 20 minutes laughing my arse off at that post. Do you realize just how succint and funny a commentary this was on the pettiness, inanity and pseudo-intellectual seriousness of some posters in this forum? It’s a forum, it’s on the internet, many thrash their arms around in rage and for what? No one notices, no one cares really and the major casualty is humour.

xp+10k…You have neatly summed up my feelings now on the IP forum and this may very well be my last post here. Participants may as well ‘make the case’ for ‘having a normal-size head’; it is no less valid than the pompous pretentious intellectual masturbating that goes on here and which becomes all-consumed with self-important know-it-alls that will ultimately have no impact whatsoever on anything. So why pretend? That’s all IP forum has become. Humourless. Without humour there is nothing.

Finally, someone who may have inadvertently knocked the nail on the head in one, neat brilliant sentence! :notworthy: :bravo: :bravo: :bravo: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :bravo: :bravo: :bravo: :bravo: :notworthy:

BroonAmused :notworthy:

To get back on topic, I feel that Chavez has a wonderful noggin that would be an ideal pinata if there were any candies inside it.

FYI: running a search on Google for “pinata Chavez Venezuela” got more than 120 results. I haven’t looked at all of them, but many seem to refer to the right Chavez.

[quote=“mofangongren”]
FYI: running a search on Google for “pinata Chavez Venezuela” got more than 120 results. I haven’t looked at all of them, but many seem to refer to the right Chavez.[/quote]

Maybe some of them also refer to Hugo’s sister, Phyllis Chaves?

BroonGillette

Doesn’t “Hugo Chavez” roughly translate into English as “Huge Head”?

Wow, until now I was pretty sure no one was actually reading my posts. I’ll have to start being careful what I write. . . . :wink:

Wow, until now I was pretty sure no one was actually reading my posts. I’ll have to start being careful what I write. . . . :wink:[/quote]

Was contemplating writing a screenplay or something involving a major trial where high-powered lawyers made cases for respective head sizes.

BroonHead

Might sell…

The last time calipers were used by a political party to measure head sizes, millions of people died. That would add a lot of tension to the courtroom drama you’re considering.

It could be set in Baden Baden in 1935 but it wouldn’t be very funny. A spoof of the Wannsee Conference would be singularly lacking in humour too.

Hmmm…

BroonAnschluss