I’m not a Chinese student or an English teacher. In fact it’s not even my native language, though I’ll play along if you don’t mind me assuming you speak Mandarin.
I don’t like McDonalds, and I’ve never even heard of Texas Fried Chicken.
And I don’t have a Chinese girlfriend, though I’m sure they’re very nice.
I have police, not a glorified mafia.
I’ve never sold my vote, and certainly not for a measly pack of facial tissue.
My religion is more than a bunch of useless superstitions.
I can proudly sew my nation’s flag on my backpack, because almost all of us agree on what flag to wave.
Where I come from we have traffic laws, and take care of our own national defense.
I believe the dog is a proud and noble animal, and shouldn’t be kept in a birdcage.
If you say “hello,” that means you’re willing to talk.
We value independent thought, creativity, and initiative, even if you don’t know exactly what you’re doing.
“Wai Guo” includes most of the habitable surface area of the planet earth. Not just the outer rim beyond Taiwan, or China, or whatever this country is.
Being a foreigner may be the most important fact about me to you, but it isn’t to me.
My name is Vincent and I AM A WAIGUOREN.