I used the search function on my XP machine tonight.
What the fuck is that cute little animated dog doing on my hard drive? I eventually got rid of the irritating dancing paperclip that wanted to ‘help’ me write my letters, but can’t figure out how to kick the puppy.
I really hate all that crap. Why can’t my computer just do what I ask it to without trying to entertain me at the same time? It’s a tool, not a bloody pet. How do I make it go away?