I am the very image of an uber individual

I am the very image of an uber individual
I’ve mastered platforms arcade, console, tabletop and digital
I know the major warchiefs, as a fanboy I’m fanatical
I edit wikipedia with rigour most dogmatical
I’m very well acquainted too with matters l337 and tactical
Though what I post to Barrens chat is largely ungrammatical
Of grinding spots and DPS i’m teeming with a lot o’ news
I pwnzor n3wbs in Durotar, and GMs read my FAQs

CHORUS

He pwnzors n3wbs in Durotar, and GMs read his FAQs
He pwnzors n3wbs in Durotar, and GMs read his FAQs
He pwnzors n3wbs in Durotar, and GMs read his FAQs

I’m very good at buying low and selling high in Kalimdor
and charting fluctuations in the daily price of iron ore
In short in matters arcade, console tabletop and digital
I am the very image of an uber individual

CHORUS

In short in matters arcade, console tabletop and digital
He is the very image of an uber individual!

Though many may consider this a sign of eccentricity,
I’ve memorized the canon with pedantic specificity
From Warcraft down through Frozen Throne and several sequels subsequent
On subjects Azerothian I’m startlingly eloquent.

I’m highly sought as well each sunday night for Core and Dire Maul
I guzzle cappucino and chew vivarin like tylenol
Then crash for thirty hours in oblivious torpidity
While blood elf maidens fill my dreams with pixellated nudity

CHORUS

While blood elf maidens fill his dreams with pixellated nudity!
While blood elf maidens fill his dreams with pixellated nudity!
While blood elf maidens fill his dreams with pixellated nudity!