initially I tried to bargain the room i wanted but for what I offered the gave me a tiny tiny one in the ground floor. who cares!
After a few hours I return to the hotel to meditate a bit and after a couple of mid intensity farts a guy comes and tells me that downstairs is noisy and upstairs is quiet. All true. I agree to move my stuff upstairs.
I believe I just farted my way to a better room.