Coming home this lunchtime on a little trail over a hill a young man surprised us with his genitals.
The irony was, my son and I had walked right past him as he stood there with his pants round his ankles. He had to cough to get our attention.
I used to worry a bit about the stray dogs on that hill. Now it looks as though I’ll have to watch out for the stray men too.
ewww.
:roflmao:
Seriously, hope nobody was too traumatized by the guy with the spectacularly uninteresting willy.
I’ve never understood what compels some men to do this. How did you explain to little petrichor?
I have a cold and I was just taking a piss. Sorry! I didn’t cough to get your attention. I coughed to get the beetle nut juice out of my already sore throat.
[quote=“finley”]ewww.
:roflmao:
Seriously, hope nobody was too traumatized by the guy with the spectacularly uninteresting willy.
I’ve never understood what compels some men to do this. How did you explain to little petrichor?[/quote]
Little petrichor said - was he peeing? I didn’t disabuse him of his conclusion. Why someone would be peeing with their trousers on the ground, facing the path, with no evidence of urine, and with a look of carnal desire in his eyes, are questions that didn’t cross his little 8 year old mind.
I was more surprised and bemused than traumatised. And then regretful that I’d let a situation with so much potential for humour slip through my fingers. But I had to get the kid out of there before he got corrupted.
E04teacherlin, I’m sorry to find out you’re so disappointing in the flesh.
E04teacherlin, I’m sorry to find out you’re so disappointing in the flesh.[/quote]
What are the odds that you get flashed by someone who posts of this site?
Probably pretty good actually.
E04teacherlin, I’m sorry to find out you’re so disappointing in the flesh.[/quote]
What are the odds that you get flashed by someone who posts of this site?
Probably pretty good actually.[/quote]
I take it you’ve researched this fairly thoroughly?
Must be hard to do with one’s head so far up one’s arse!
:aiyo:
Come to think of it, I was due a flashing. The last one was in Bournemouth in 1989.
I imagine the worst part of that was being in Bournemouth.
What do these flasher people think? Someone’s going to jump on it? I just really don’t get what the thrill is supposed to be. “Oh! Oh, finally, someone other than my mother has seem my genitalia!” “My goodness, the look of surprized repulsion and budding fear on that person’s face was sooo HOT!” It just makes no sense.
To all the woman coming across this thread.
Flashing is a good thing still.
Why is this so different the other way around?
When reading the title, my first thought was "lucky guy’.
Sorry to hear that this was happening to you and your kid.
E04teacherlin, I’m sorry to find out you’re so disappointing in the flesh.[/quote]
Like I said. Sorry. It wasn’t meant to show my “better” qualities. BTW. I like long walks on the beach, romantic dinners at romantic restaurants and picnics in the park. Unfortunately, occasionally I need to take a pee and those picnics in the park don’t offer proper restrooms.
No you weren’t due anything. I am sorry you were with the kiddo and good you got out of there. This brings back really bad memories, when I first got flashed, it was the first erection I had seen…ughhhhhhhhhhhh. Horrible. BE careful and stay safe, and if you see the guy anywhere again call the cops or raise hell.
Sorry to hear about this bad experience, Petrichor. I am so happy here just because I am not groped/harrassed on a daily basis, and I would be terrified if I met something like this, let alone with my kid- well, dog in my case. You reacted quite calmly and did not give him the satisfaction of fear. Good for you! 
Take heart that this is a very rare occurrence, and please feel free to go to the nearest police station/call the Foreign Affairs Police on this matter. This kind of people do this because they feel guilty about their sexuality and desperately need help, so help the cops get to him. If he is doing this close to a school, he’s fried.
ps.
thought Bournemouth was a nice place. I was supposed to go there to study English. 
All this and you haven’t told us anything about the cock and balls. 
Did you get much of a look? I think I would have been like you wanted to have been, taking a good laugh at the chap.
Props to Gingerman for funniest post of the day. Also a big shout out to Petrichor and Finley for the Bomo back and forth. I confess to having a soft spot for old B-Town. Christchurch is a pretty little town and Poole, West Bourne and Sandbanks are delightful. I lived there for a spell in 2009 and had a great time. There is generally a lively party atmosphere (though it can die down in the Winter months) and lots of foreign tourists and students milling about. Plus that beach has been clean for years and is a great spot. My mate even manages a fair bit of kitesurfing down there during the year.
Go BOURNEMOUTH! 
Nobody ever flashes me. I guess I’m unworthy. 
[quote=“finley”]ewww.
:roflmao: [/quote]
“Turn your head and cough.”
Havent been flashed (I AM a dude with a willy of my own mind you)
But my first or second week in Taiwan, when my wife and I were still living in a hotel, I took a book with me to a park one night, a very well lit park with gazebos for sitting, nice lake, etc. Right in the heart of Taichung.
So I am sitting there, in a fully lit gazebo, around 10pm, by myself and this dude comes and sits RIGHT behind me. I’m thinking “well, maybe this is normal in TW, but even so, I don’t give a hoot, this aint cool.”
So I turn around and in REALLY bad mando, I asked him wtf he wanted (think I said something like “ni yao shenmo ma?” lol) and he then pointed to his crotch (which, thankfully, still was covered by pants)
I made a gagging sound like I was gonna barf and said “chu ba, chu ba!” while waving my hands…he left.
But I stayed there for a bit and noticed some other dudes kinda lurking around, walking around the gazebo…staring at me with puzzled looks on their faces, then walking away, only to come back and lurk some more.
So I think I mighta chosen a ‘known’ undercover man on man hookup spot…dunno, havent been back to test that theory to see if it happens again.
Thanks for all your replies everyone.
Finley :roflmao:
Housecat. yeah, he needs to rethink his dating strategies. Also his target audience. I’m 47. He must be either blind or kinky.
I think it’s something to do with having a domineering father. I actually knew someone who got warned for this and he was an otherwise normal guy.
Divea, we’re fine honestly. Knowing little Pet, he’s already forgotten it happened. Sorry to hear about your experiences, though.
Icon, thanks. That’s one thing I like about living here too. I didn’t want to do anything at the time as I wanted to keep my son in his blissful ignorance. I’ll talk to a Taiwanese friend and see what she thinks I should do. It probably sounds crazy but if the man won’t receive help I’d feel bad if he got some rough-handed justice. He was just a kid (well, not quite, in some very obvious ways). I walk that route four times most days so I’m wondering if the foreign woman was a specific target, rather than it being a general thing he does. He was waiting round a corner (which is why we walked right past him) and we could have been anyone. He must’ve known who was coming and surely if he wanted just any woman he would have waited for someone without a child in tow. I don’t know. Overthinking as usual.
Superking, no, I didn’t get much of a look. It’s surprising how quickly your brain registers half naked men and speeds you away from the situation. Also, he was doing his best but I fear he didn’t have a lot to show for his efforts.
I seem to have maligned Bournemouth. Bournemouth is a nice place. You can get flashed anywhere in the UK.
Jimi, next time I see him I’ll send him over to your place.
[quote=“Confuzius”]
But I stayed there for a bit and noticed some other dudes kinda lurking around, walking around the gazebo…staring at me with puzzled looks on their faces, then walking away, only to come back and lurk some more.
So I think I mighta chosen a ‘known’ undercover man on man hookup spot…dunno, havent been back to test that theory to see if it happens again.[/quote]
Maybe it’s a ‘thing’, but Tainan Park is full of gay men ‘cottaging’ at night. It’s beautiful during the day, though.
And I remember reading somewhere that flashers often end up as rapists… though how they get there I have no clue.