I like my toilet

[sulavaca]

@TwoTongues

Picked it up last year for 13,000 including installation at Homo over in Neihu, and I’m telling you, after my scooter, it is the best purchase I’ve made in the years I’ve been here, hands down, there is no competition.

I’m wondering two things here. Firstly, how much better than a scooter is it? I mean does it go faster and get more miles to the gallon?
Secondly if its really that good, does it actually increase your toilet time?

I sort of have a secret sort of question that I guess I’ll just go ahead and air anyway…
…Can I have a go? I mean you could bring it round and I’ll buy the beer. You could bring a couple of friends, I’ll bring over a couple and we could all compare experiences or something. Actually I suppose I’d have to cook up a chilli and a curry or something to go with the beer and we could make it last all night.

Yeehaw!

[TwoTongues]

@sulavaca

[quote=“TwoTongues”]Picked it up last year for 13,000 including installation at Homo over in Neihu, and I’m telling you, after my scooter, it is the best purchase I’ve made in the years I’ve been here, hands down, there is no competition.

I’m wondering two things here. Firstly, how much better than a scooter is it? I mean does it go faster and get more miles to the gallon?
Secondly if its really that good, does it actually increase your toilet time?

I sort of have a secret sort of question that I guess I’ll just go ahead and air anyway…
…Can I have a go? I mean you could bring it round and I’ll buy the beer. You could bring a couple of friends, I’ll bring over a couple and we could all compare experiences or something. Actually I suppose I’d have to cook up a chilli and a curry or something to go with the beer and we could make it last all night.

Yeehaw!
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Second to the scooter! Need that transportation, but yes it increases my toilet time, though actual time making potty is reduced due to quicker finishing - most of the time is quality time dreaming up new concepts and transporting my consciousness onto other planes of existence.

But hey look, she’s my princess, she aint a Bangkok hooker, so no, I’m afraid I can’t give freebies one (really) sloppy seconds, but thanks for the chili and beer offer.

[Belgian_Pie]

Secondly if its really that good, does it actually increase your toilet time?

Hemorrhoids danger?

Burned hams?

[kk]

Thanks to this thread, I now have toilet envy. Thanks… :s

[TwoTongues]

it’s a slightly warming feeling, no burns yet, and the hemorrhoids were already colonizing, no additional infiltration - in fact, the spray water temperature is adjustable, as are the rear and front spray directions, and the blower speed. It’s pretty much the greatest invention. When I was done my first adventure on it, I jumped up and did this:

[Belgian_Pie]

and the blower speed … is adjustable

So you can prevent the balls from fluttering in the breeze?

[Belgian_Pie]

If you only could put the thing in there … every day would start out perfect … except on typhoon days of course …

[TwoTongues]

@Belgian Pie

[quote]and the blower speed … is adjustable

So you can prevent the balls from fluttering in the breeze? [/quote]

See, the fluttering is part of the ecstasy. I’m tellin ya, find 13k and go spring for it, you will not be disappointed!

[Belgian_Pie]

[quote=“TwoTongues”]Yes but do you have one of these:

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It’s indeed a far cry from the humble beginnings of the outhouse …

[Screaming_Jesus]

I AM CORNHOLIO! I NEED T.P. FOR MY BUNGHOLIO!

(Ahem…)

I heard there was this bar in San Francisco that had a bunch of toilets arranged in a semi-circle. And each one had two openings–one on top, where you’d expect, and another on the bottom front, so somebody could lie on the floor and slide their head in underneath.

I guess my most memorable toilet experience was the one in Huangshan (China), where a pit latrine turned out to double as a pigpen. (Note to self: never eat pork at Huangshan.) No biday, but the pig would put his snout up to where his food was coming from.