I pity the fool

Funk500 · August 16, 2006, 5:09am

who…

irishstu · August 16, 2006, 5:17am

… who tries pushing past me in a queue.

almas_john · August 16, 2006, 5:18am

…who tries to drink me under the table.

Dangermouse · August 16, 2006, 5:19am

…who started this thread.

irishstu · August 16, 2006, 5:28am

… who even THINKS about approaching me with ANYTHING work-related during my lunch break.

stan · August 16, 2006, 5:32am

… who posts on forumosa during OFFICE hours!!!

Funk500 · August 16, 2006, 5:35am

who snorts lemsip

AWOL · August 16, 2006, 5:38am

who listens to icrt

sandman · August 16, 2006, 5:58am

Who posts on Forumosa outwith office hours.

irishstu · August 16, 2006, 6:01am

… who is evil cult.

TainanCowboy · August 16, 2006, 6:03am

…who posts a genetic research story about Maoris & violence…

…DNA stories about Scots are OK though…

Funk500 · August 16, 2006, 6:04am

who tries to get me to eat marzipan… particularly a battenberg

irishstu · August 16, 2006, 6:07am

… who just doesn’t understand Taiwanese culture.

sandman · August 16, 2006, 6:09am

… who eats Irises peat.

TainanCowboy · August 16, 2006, 6:09am

…who thinks too much

Josefus · August 16, 2006, 6:11am

…who is a bad person on the Net…

irishstu · August 16, 2006, 6:11am

… who smells (like sandman).

Funk500 · August 16, 2006, 6:13am

who starts a secret English teacher society

sandman · August 16, 2006, 6:13am

…who charges people NT$1,000 to go to his party – and then gives 'em Coors beer to drink.

Josefus · August 16, 2006, 6:16am

Hey- You can’t be negative here!

…who eats too much cake for breakfast…