Okay… 
I think you need to present a clear question to the oracle to get a meaningful answer.
Most likely
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And there you have it, folks. Our oracle of Digital Delphi has spoken. I can only hope that “el Hijo del Señor” will get over it. It’s rather disturbing when the son of God has a crush on you.
Because you’d rather have the Señor? 
I rather steer clear of all deities, both major and minor.
Those cute Taiwanese ones you can get the little dolls of don’t seem too bad.
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Atheist Cow says no thanks.
Maybe I’m getting too soft.
Yeah, next thing you know you’ll have an altar in your living room and start breathing in PM2.5 incense fumes. 
No way, no burning. It would just be like the Snoopy and Drunken Cat things I have on my speakers.
For all the merit that would accrue, you’re still better off being an atheist.
You probably just need to go like two towns over and find the right muffin.
I hate muffins.
A man who’s tired of muffins is tired of life. 
I’m not tired of them. I never eat them. I’ll definitely take a cupcake or corn bread. Maybe a corn muffin if it’s not dry and disgusting like most muffins.
Eh. I hear molasses helps with all muffins!
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Wait how did we go from talking about random gods to muffins