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OMG! That’s too funny for words!
Mr. Smartypants?
I’m ready for ya asswipe! (Now I have to throw out all my Hello Kitty gadgets. I can’t look at them anymore)
But, how do you understand Asain women better now? Surely this kind of stuff can be find anywhere, no?
Bitchycat!
[quote=“tash”]OMG! That’s too funny for words!
Mr. Smartypants?
I’m ready for ya asswipe! (Now I have to throw out all my Hello Kitty gadgets. I can’t look at them anymore)
But, how do you understand Asain women better now? Surely this kind of stuff can be find anywhere, no?[/quote]
If you see anything else like this anywhere, please share it with me.
I have never seen anything like Jade the Mail-order bride tearing into the asian-fetish freaks who post in her guestbook. She should do stand-up comedy. Did you even check out the Harem of Angst? That’s the golden key right there, gentlemen. This is all the stuff they’re thinking whilst nodding their heads and acting polite. I’m readjusting my mojo. 
Here’s Jade’s Bio:
I was born in 1975 on the year of the rabbit. My family is from a small farming village called Taipei. They immigrated to the United States to give birth to me so that I could be an American citizen. However, i have often longed for the modest living of my ancestrial habitat in Taipei. I fantasize about drawing water from a make-shift well at the village center wearing nothing but a potato sack and thong sandals. My dream is to marry a white American man and return to the simple life I never had a chance to live. We can do that right here in the United States. You could dig a hole in your backyard and fill it with water. That’ll be our swimming pool, I mean our village well. I could still wear nothing but a potato sack all day. As you come home from one of your many business trips, you can describe to me the sexual acts you witnessed at prostitution bars in the Philippines, and I can attempt to perform them! It’ll be great! We will have a relationship based on kinky sex and gender inequality. Can’t wait to meet you!
JADE KICKS SOME SHIT! CLICK HERE!
That lass is as American as apple pie.
The Angry Young Nihilist Punk Rocker Pissed Off At Everyone and Everything schitck gets old real fast. Girls (and guys) with her attitude are a dime a dozen in the U.S.
Yawn.
[quote=“Quentin”]That lass is as American as apple pie.
The Angry Young Nihilist Punk Rocker Pissed Off At Everyone and Everything schitck gets old real fast. Girls (and guys) with her attitude are a dime a dozen in the U.S.
Yawn.[/quote]
Go find yourself one woman in Taiwan who doesn’t have a bit of Jade in the back of your head, and I assure you you about to get played for a fool and ran around like a dog.
They’re only submissive as long as the submissive act is helping them to quietly enact their revenge.
Jade is not Taiwanese, she was born, raised, and accultured completely in America. She’s as authentically Chinese as ping-pong and fortune cookies.
Lots of white girls in North America have exactly the same bad attitude as Jade. Pointless rage at the “system” filtered through the lens of half-baked psuedo-academic PC philosophies picked up snoozing through multi-culti classes at the Junior Community College at San Andrea.
Anyway, I think you and I are on different tracks. Her site is about Asian-Americans in America, not about Asians in Asia - completely different kettles of fish.
[quote=“Quentin”]Jade is not Taiwanese, she was born, raised, and accultured completely in America. She’s as authentically Chinese as ping-pong and fortune cookies.
Lots of white girls in North America have exactly the same bad attitude as Jade. Pointless rage at the “system” filtered through the lens of half-baked psuedo-academic PC philosophies picked up snoozing through multi-culti classes at the Junior Community College at San Andrea.
Anyway, I think you and I are on different tracks. Her site is about Asian-Americans in America, not about Asians in Asia - completely different kettles of fish.[/quote]
It’s not her site. She is one of many mail-order brides on the site, who are from here, China, Japan, Vietman, etc.
How many chicks have you met here who DON’T have a sister, cousin, aunt, or whatever who studied in America? They’ve all been affected by this kind of thinking. Forget it, the days or Asian women who haven’t been exposed to someone like this are OVER. If we can’t stop it, we have to understand it. Knowledge is power. 
Any guy who’s dated Asian women in Asia knows that the demure, submissive act is just an act, and any newbie guy naive enough to fall for the act gets over it with a swift kick in the head by reality when he actually gets an Asian girlfriend.
She’s tilting against strawmen. I don’t know any guys in real life who really think that way, but then again I don’t hang out with the kind of loser creeps who have to pay for mail-order brides because they can’t get a girlfriend any other way.
(Which applies to the 25% of the male population in Taiwan importing brides from Vietnam moreso than white guys in North America, anyway… )
I know a lot of guys who think like this guy:
Dear, Bad Mama: If I thought this site was strictly satire, I’d have a laugh or two. Unfortunately, it reflects the growing number of rebels- without-a-clue. You so readily discount respondents to your site who have firsthand knowledge of East Asian cultures and dismiss outright Golden’s book. But I will not waste my time any further with relevant criticism other than to wonder whether you are capable of writing a paragraph without using the f-word. If this really was a senior project, as you purport, it only reconfirms what I have suspected for a long time, namely, that so much of what passes for scholarship in the Asian Studies and Asian American Studies programs is rubbish. It saddens me to think how one of my students would have better used this academic opportunity–had it been accorded her. Perhaps exploitation is really the way American students like yourself squander the opportunities my students can only dream about. By the way, if you are so opposed to capitalism, you may not want to come to mainland China. You won’t find much socialist camaraderie here these days. Take a trip to North Korea–it may rid you of some of your delusions of damnation. Hope you can find the right medication for whatever really afflicts you. Rick Martinez
rick martinez chinaexpert1@hotmail.com Beijing, China -
Or this guy:
i don’t know what’'s more offensive. your immature/infantile banter or the nasty, ugly girls on your website. you’re just mad
honky tonk man USA
I just visited your site and find it very offensive. I can’t understand how an Asian woman like yourself can portray your people as being so aggressive and not-so-feminine. I have many friends who are Asian women who seem completely content being subservient to their husbands. I’ve found that women like to be dominated; they seem more comfortable in the passive role. I hope that for the sake of other women you stop spreading this ridiculous notion of women being subjective individuals.
Or this one:
Hi, I’m a sick fuck white guy who works and lives in Asia! I just love fucking you girls around and making you serve my every need; its to damn easy!! All this bullshyt in your sight sounds like lesbo cases of sour grapes…look at you pigs! No self respecting white guy would give you the time of day, let alone turn the corner in that tight easy to fuck pussy of yours! Stick to your vibrators girls. Who cares if you dont like white guys fucking the living shyt outta you? Asian chicks can always be counted on for giving great blowjobs, fucking all night and just loving it up the ass!! I found this shyty sight from a link in a chat board; no need to shop for asian women, all we guys have to do is get up! Fuck you!!
Asian fucker!! I’m all over Asia baby!
This site has been around for years. I found it when I was doing research in preparation for my move to Taiwan. Some friend sent me a link as a joke/laugh.
It the creation of a person in the San Francisco area for some junior college class she had.
It got legs only because of the people who clicked on it actually believed it was real.
Feed the stereotypes at your leisure.
[quote=“TainanCowboy”]This site has been around for years. I found it when I was doing research in preparation for my move to Taiwan. Some friend sent me a link as a joke/laugh.
It the creation of a person in the San Francisco area for some junior college class she had.
It got legs only because of the people who clicked on it actually believed it was real.
.[/quote]
For me, It gets multiple clicks because it’s funny as hell. I almost sprayed some unidentifiable tea all over my keyboard. The pictures alone…
:bravo: :bravo: :bravo: :bravo: :bravo: :bravo:
I know where I’m getting my new avatar if I can figure out how to resize it.
I agree it is funny.
Here is an easy to use image prog that will let you re-size:
irfanview.com/
I also found it quite funny.
Apart from that, is it just me, or is Fog in the Harem of Angst hot?
Hmm. Hilarious. Yawn. This person is about 16, right?
I got a laugh from that several years ago. Wasn’t it featured in Wired or Fark or something? It was done by a white male student who managed to really fool a bunch of people, as far as I remember.
Oh great. There goes another fetishist ruining it for everyone. If feel so 
Not half as funny as the Chinabounder hoax. Don’t hear much about that nowadays.
The funniest part of that website is her trying to pull off the idea that someone as, er, aesthetically-challenged as herself has to deal with men hitting on her all the time. Ha! Good one!
Bitch lady across the street would be a perfect “lotus blossum” for this site. She’s not at all funny though, she’s the real thing that all these jokers are trying to be.