I want my HBO

It’ll be hard to build a functioning democracy when the country is split between two different identities.

You foreigners just don’t understand Chinese culture.

The idea that anyone or anything on the blue side of the political spectrum would kowtow to Chen Shui-bian! Oh, the hilarity! They’d rather commit seppuku than even let the thought of it enter their heads!

AC, you are a hoot!

How did you arrive at that conclusion?

OF COurse the KMT and China have a lot in common…

China cracks down on evils of `foreign culture’ on TV

China will bar new foreign television channels and step up censorship of imported programming, the Culture Ministry announced, adding to a sweeping effort to tighten the communist government’s controls over popular culture.

In an effort to “safeguard national cultural safety,” the government also will tighten controls over the 31 foreign television satellite broadcasters that hold licenses to operate in China, the ministry said on its Web site in a statement dated Wednesday.

The government also will ban new licenses for companies to import newspapers and magazines, electronic publications, audiovisual products and children’s cartoons, the ministry said. It said new limits will be imposed on the number of foreign copyrighted products that Chinese companies are allowed to publish.

The announcement adds to a mounting campaign over the past two years to tighten control over popular culture and keep out material that communist leaders worry is spreading politically and socially dangerous influences.

The latest steps are meant to “strengthen management of imported cultural products, improve intellectual property protections and safeguard national cultural safety,” the Culture Ministry said.

The measures are a dramatic step back from more liberal rules unveiled late last year to open China’s media market. They are likely to be a major disappointment for international broadcasters that hope for access to China, whose people own nearly 400 million television sets.

Chinese radio and television stations are eager for access to foreign investment and programming as many lose government subsidies and have to compete in a crowded, fast-changing market.

But communist leaders are reluctant to give Chinese broadcasters free rein to form foreign ties, concerned it might erode official controls over what censors refer to as “political standards” of broadcasts.

Regulators frequently cite foreign culture as a source of unwholesome influences in Chinese broadcasting.

Last year, the government prohibited the use of English words on TV and foreign programs that promote “Western ideology and politics.” It banned programs about crime or violence in prime time.

Last month, the government announced a ban on Chinese television and radio stations forming partnerships with foreign companies or leasing channels to foreign companies.

The Culture Ministry announcement also said the government will launch a new crackdown on illegal satellite dishes. Most private ownership of satellite receivers is banned in China, but millions of households have them illegally.

The ministry said authorities will try to stamp out the unlicensed broadcasting of foreign programming over telecommunications networks.