I wish I thought of this

Guy gets sacked for browsing for porn at work. Says the Vietnam war made him addicted to sex so he was unfairly sacked for having a psychological problem. Thinks he deserves $5 million.

news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6682827.stm

Says he was “self-medicating” at work snicker

I think of little else. What do you think about all day?

On second thoughts, don’t answer that.

I wish I could take a chainsaw to work. Or just lie under my desk all day.

Self-Service is often the most viable route to Customer Satisfaction.
As for self-medication, that’s only valid when in the hand of a professional.

A professional what?