I won the lottery - where do I go to consider my options?

I won the lottery the other day :slight_smile: :wink: (Just over a billion NT dollars), and now I need to consider my options/mull my future, etc. Where would be the best place to do this? I sort of have my heart set on Gstaad’s Palace Hotel, in Switzerland’s Berner Oberland. The Penthouse suite looks very comfortable, and in Gstaad I would be surrounded by lots of other moneyed people, so I wouldn’t attract any undue attention. The setting is fantastic, the skiing is great and the apres-ski is better.

Or is there somewhere even better that I’ve missed? Suggestions (with links) please. :wink:

The babe in the hot tub must be included.
Get some concubines and for NT$10 million, I will contine to advise you.

I actually stayed in the next village just down the road from Gstaad a few years ago (called Zweizimmen), in Elizabeth Taylor’s former chalet. A beautiful area. Bloody expensive though.

Sorry Moaman, non of my houses/hotels are for sale. But you are still welcome to mull your options and stay in them if you like. Usual rates apply.

I would let you stay for free, but you know what monied people are like - business is business.

Can i come over for a Jagertee?
I will be in Gstaad for christmas skiing.

did you really win the lotto :astonished: or are you pulling everyone’s chain?

You better be joking Maoman or I will be seething with jealousy for months.

Playing the lottery, like any form of gambling, is a sin against God. To redeem yourself you should give all the money, and every penny you have, to a good cause then go join a religious order and do five years penance.

May I take this opportunity to recommend the Stragbasher Benevolent Fund as a worthy recipient of all donations big and small? Mrs Mao, who is obviously innocent of any wrongdoing, may accompany the the money to a safe place of my choosing where she will be looked after until your return.

I think Maoman is laready in the best place to weigh up his options - dream land!! :slight_smile:

i thought the big lottery was only NT$500 million and had 5 winners… thats only 100 mill… peanuts. :smiley:

If anyone deserved to win the lottery it is maoman. He is so kind, generous, intelligent, and handsome. We would all be lucky to be more like him. Did I mention generous?

You’ve just earned your self a spot on my motor yacht when I take a luxury cruise of the Greek Islands next summer. :sunglasses: Ya big kiss-ass, you…

But where are the other options? Has nobody ever brushed elbows with the jet-set? Come on, use your imaginations! :slight_smile:

I can’t seem to post a picture of it, but the yacht pictured here - jqbltd.com/newsite/power.htm - would do me fine.

[quote=“Maoman”]I won the lottery the other day :slight_smile: :wink: (Just over a billion NT dollars), and now I need to consider my options/mull my future, etc. Where would be the best place to do this? I sort of have my heart set on Gstaad’s Palace Hotel, in Switzerland’s Berner Oberland. The Penthouse suite looks very comfortable, and in Gstaad I would be surrounded by lots of other moneyed people, so I wouldn’t attract any undue attention. The setting is fantastic, the skiing is great and the apres-ski is better.

Or is there somewhere even better that I’ve missed? Suggestions (with links) please. :wink: [/quote]
There’s always Vail. I hear Yalta is a nice place for a long vacation, too, especially since i note that you are constantly writing in the singular above. :smiley:

A little too big for my taste. I actually was on a private luxury cruise of the Greek Islands once on the MY Christina. It was pretty cool, especially since I was visiting little port towns that I had back-packed through on the cheap only a year and a half before. Rich uncles - every family should have one!

In my fantasy, my wife goes wherever I do, without a word of complaint, and my Sanchong inlaws are lied to about the amouint of cash actually won. :laughing: Hey, it’s my fantasy. But what’s up with Yalta? I did a quick search and couldn’t find anything better than a four-star hotel. And since when is the Ukraine a hot spot? :s

why go any where? With all that cash you have, you could ‘hire’ a Taiwanese politician and have them do ‘consulting’ work and make Taiwan the paradise you always saw it to be…

Just over $29 million USD? Jesus, Maria, y Jose! :astonished: :notworthy:

Maoman,

All this stuff about which one to choose is just plain silly…with that kind of loot do them all. :laughing:

It is not so much about where to go or what to buy…it is the schedule of when to go and when to buy in what order.

Maoman

If you really need somewhere to contemplate then how about your own piece of heaven

Online Islands
Vladi

I can recommend Vladi.

You could pay the US debt to the UN and assume their place on the Security Council, then eject the PRC, readmit ROC and have yourself declared President, and…

or you could buy a total stanger (me) a VW Phaeton :smiley:

Put aside a bit of the winnings to overhaul Forumosa’s infrastructure. Something along the lines of a pair of quad-cpu servers in each of three colo facilities worldwide with real time database replication between them. Yeah, that sounds like it’d do.