I wrote this song

…for irishstu.
He said I should post it.
It’s called (I guess):

Bob Dylan’s Got Me Knobs

Bob Dylan’s got me knobs
But won’t give them back
Keeps saying that they’re Bob’s
From his blue Cadillac

Bruce Springsteen’s got me strap
He tells me that it’s his
But his is really crap
Mine is better than his

(solo)

John Mellencamp’s got me case
No way he’ll give it up
Keeps laughing in me face
And calling me a pup

(bridge)
So how come all these rich guys
Can’t stick with their own gear?
I really getting quite annoyed
At what they’re doing heeeere…

John Fogerty’s got me whammy
And lit right out of town
He’s headed for Miami
I’ll have to hunt him down

I hate to stoop to harsh words
I don’t want to get rough
But listen up you bastards
Just give me back my stuff!

[quote=“the chief”]…for irishstu.
He said I should post it.
It’s called (I guess):

Bob Dylan’s Got Me Knobs

Bob Dylan’s got me knobs
But won’t give them back
Keeps saying that they’re Bob’s
From his blue Cadillac

Bruce Springsteen’s got me strap
He tells me that it’s his
But his is really crap
Mine is better than his

(solo)

John Mellencamp’s got me case
No way he’ll give it up
Keeps laughing in me face
And calling me a pup

(bridge)
So how come all these rich guys
Can’t stick with their own gear?
I really getting quite annoyed
At what they’re doing heeeere…

John Fogerty’s got me whammy
And lit right out of town
He’s headed for Miami
I’ll have to hunt him down

I hate to stoop to harsh words
I don’t want to get rough
But listen up you bastards
Just give me back my stuff![/quote]
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