news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/engl … 132140.stm
what a bell-end!
I’m blown away by his stupidity…what a numb-ass.
There’s at least two good puns in there.
Yeah, wow. What can you say? “What an eejit” just doesn’t come close.
Probably part iof an advanced and expiremental mortar team. Well he was just fresh back from iraq. More likely one of the “hold mah beer” lot.
HG
[quote]Squaddie injures backside launching firework
By Michael Horsnell of The Times
The blue touchpaper was lit and everyone retired immediately, just as the trusted Firework Code recommends.
That is, except for the squaddie recently returned home from a tour of duty in Iraq who thought Bonfire Night needed enlivening.
The soldier was on all fours with his trousers down and a certain part of his anatomy pointing at the stars with a black cat thunderbolt rocket firmly in place.[/quote]
Too much ‘Jackass’
The girl he was trying to impress must be some kind of tart. 
For some reason it reminds me of the legendary Sydney band, the Zarsoff Brothers, led by Izzy Forreal and Bluey Zarsoff.
HG
Cop Beats Up Guy Idiots around the world. 
Who would shove a rocket up their, er… and then light it?
What an ass.
That cop one looks a bit set up to me.
This is a good one from the BBC today: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/suffolk/6133034.stm (don’t try to mug an ex British-boxing champ who was an unarmed combat trainer back in his day).
It was set up. The guy was planning on pissing him off. Now as for the cop’s reaction I don’t know. I was watching US tv online and the clip was going to run on the news over there. I have to check to see if that was a set up or an actual case of a cop ‘going postal’…
OK, this guy’s got to at least get in the top ten:
ananova.com/news/story/sm_2080289.html?menu=
“Kidnapper shoots own testicle”
:s Well, that’s gotta suck real hard.
I can’t imagine that there will be a rash of incidents similar to this one in the near future. :s
[quote=“irishstu”]OK, this guy’s got to at least get in the top ten:
ananova.com/news/story/sm_2080289.html?menu=
“Kidnapper shoots own testicle”[/quote]
With far too manny holywood movies it had to hapend one day.