I guess they proved their theory better than expected!
Reminds me of this one:
It’s life imitating art!
Most prefer injecting substances out of their penes.
All time
Oops. Big mistake. Anyone fancy a spread bet on his life expectancy?
Maybe a rival family like the Genovese will protect him?
Lol who am I kidding. Dude is dead as disco.
Holy crap, the guy he shot the Don over wasn’t even one of the Don’s goomahs. It was his niece! Talk about winning the stupid lottery.
Is that for real?
America is one crazy place.
Logically, his next move would be to start up a rival crime organisation from his jail cell.
Very soon, he’s going to have a whole new understanding of the word, “family”.
If he commits suicide in his jail cell, it might actually be suicide.
Oh, it gets better. The mad lad who wacked a mafia don has “MAGA forever” and other MAGA slogans scrawled all over his hands. I wonder if the Twitterer-in-chief will give this super fan a shout out. Maybe he can even pardon him!
There were over 20 kinds of fruit in the intravenous injection, an employee at the Affiliated Hospital of Xiangnan University in Hunan told the BBC.
Maybe the durian level was too high. 
‘He’s drunk, officer! Trust me! I would know!’
Hope he gets serious jail time
And the wife’s takes his every penny